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Joke #1 - Audi Quattro

Postby Rhinopower on Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:26 pm

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four".



"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishman retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."



You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law.



"The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"



"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
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Re: Joke #1 - Audi Quattro

Postby MattPym on Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:01 pm

:lol:
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Re: Joke #1 - Audi Quattro

Postby Ollybee on Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:11 pm

:lol:
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Re: Joke #1 - Audi Quattro

Postby Tweek on Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:01 am

Excellent :lol:
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Re: Joke #1 - Audi Quattro

Postby M1K3Y_B on Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:43 am

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Joke #1 - Audi Quattro

Postby JamieFRST on Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:51 pm

Classic :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Joke #1 - Audi Quattro

Postby SammiWhiskers on Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:15 pm

Lol nice one. :D
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Re: Joke #1 - Audi Quattro

Postby frstvanman on Thu May 01, 2008 9:54 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Joke #1 - Audi Quattro

Postby Minstral on Fri May 02, 2008 8:32 am

lol :lol: :lol:
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Re: Joke #1 - Audi Quattro

Postby xr2i_babe on Mon May 05, 2008 9:27 am

quality :lol: :lol:
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