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A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they came across a
badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi
soldier.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled
American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to
breathe. They ran to him, cradled his bruised head and asked him what had
happened.

"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down
this road, armed to the teeth when I came across this heavily armed Iraqi
border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, 'Saddam Hussein is
a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash!'"

"He looked
me right in the eye and shouted back, 'George W. Bush is a moronic,
deceitful, lying piece of trash too!'"

"We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us

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