Joke - Drunk Driver

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Joke - Drunk Driver

Postby fezzRS on Wed May 28, 2008 10:55 am

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

"I can't do that, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."

"Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."

"Can't do that either, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."

"Alright, we could get a blood sample."

"Can't do that either, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die."

"Fine then, just walk this white line."

"Can't do that either, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm drunk."
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Re: Joke - Drunk Driver

Postby frstvanman on Fri May 30, 2008 11:07 pm

:lol:
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Re: Joke - Drunk Driver

Postby xr2i_babe on Sat May 31, 2008 12:02 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Joke - Drunk Driver

Postby FRST SILVER on Sat May 31, 2008 9:49 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Joke - Drunk Driver

Postby M1K3Y_B on Sat May 31, 2008 5:39 pm

:lol: :lol:
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