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Joke - Flooring the ferrari

Postby fezzRS on Thu May 22, 2008 9:21 am

Doing 120 in a 65, he knew he was in trouble when the cop pulled in behind him with the roof lights on. Figuring he could just lose the cop he floored the Ferrari. 130, 140, 150 and still the cop was right on his tail. 170, 180, still could not ditch the cop. Giving up he pulled over.

The cop approached the car," Give me one damn good reason why I shouldn't give you the biggest ticket this world has ever seen"

"Well, he stated, " Just last week my wife ran off with a cop."

"SO WHAT!!!" the cop screamed.

"I thought you were trying to bring her back."
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Re: Joke - Flooring the ferrari

Postby M1K3Y_B on Thu May 22, 2008 10:02 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Joke - Flooring the ferrari

Postby Ollybee on Fri May 23, 2008 8:23 am

:lol:
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Re: Joke - Flooring the ferrari

Postby xr2i_babe on Fri May 23, 2008 9:44 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Joke - Flooring the ferrari

Postby frstvanman on Sun May 25, 2008 11:30 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Joke - Flooring the ferrari

Postby FRST SILVER on Mon May 26, 2008 7:55 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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