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Postby Tom_S on Thu Apr 10, 2003 1:17 pm

A dustman is going along the street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his dustcart. He gets to one house
where the bin hasnt been put out, So he has a quick look for it , goes round the back , but he still cant see it , so he knocks
on the door.
Eventually a Japanese bloke answers...
'Harro' Says the happy chappie 'Alright mate' Wheres ure bin?' asks the dustman .
'I bin on the toilet,' replies the japenese bloke,
looking perplexed . Realising the fellow has misunderstood , the binman smiles and says , 'No mate , Wheres ya dustbin?'
'i told you , I dust bin on the toilet'
'Mate , your misunderstanding me , wheres your wheelie bin?"
'Okay , Okay , 'says the harrased Jap. " I wheelie bin Havin a W@nk!'
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Postby Brycey on Thu Apr 10, 2003 1:27 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby smoov_fezzy on Thu Apr 10, 2003 1:28 pm

that made me laugh my bollox off :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby JamieFRST on Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:40 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Postby elm_us on Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:30 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby BigSi on Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:58 pm

:lol: :lol: good one :lol: :lol:
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Postby ~Vix~ on Thu Apr 10, 2003 4:32 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby RS RUDEBOY on Thu Apr 10, 2003 8:33 pm

heard it before but still a classic
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