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by **Deca** on Wed Apr 16, 2003 12:57 am

how many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?
only one, but the whole emergency room to get it back out

what do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
S&M&M

define transvestite
a guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary

what do you call 10 naked men sitting on each others shoulders?
a scrotum pole

whats the definition of a teenager?
gods punishment for enjoying sex

whats the connection between a vibrator and quorn?
both are meat substitutes

a chicken and an egg were lying next to each other in bed, the chicken was smoking a cigarette, and with a very pissed off look the egg said "well i guess that answers THAT long asked question"

88 yr old Vern and 82 yr old Mildred became very close to each other in the nursing home, although they didnt have sex, every night mildred would go to Verns room and she would hold his privates while they watched TV in bed
one night Mildred went into Verns room and found another resident of the nursing home, Edith, in Verns bed, holding his privates
"Vern" cried Mildred, "is she prettier than me?"
Vern replied "no"
"does she have a better personality?"
Vern replied "NO!"
"then please tell me what Edith has that i dont?"
"parkinsons" Vern replied

:lol:

by **elm_us** on Wed Apr 16, 2003 1:22 am

Deca :
whats the connection between a vibrator and quorn?
both are meat substitutes

had me in tears LMFAO :lol:

by **Tom_S** on Wed Apr 16, 2003 12:54 pm

Deca :a chicken and an egg were lying next to each other in bed, the chicken was smoking a cigarette, and with a very pissed off look the egg said "well i guess that answers THAT long asked question"

P.M.S.L.