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Koala Bear...

Postby chumkila on Thu Apr 17, 2003 4:46 pm

A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed.The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight. She has multiple orgasms!!! After 3 hours he stops, comes all over her tummy,
gets up and puts on his little koala clothes. The woman is hanging back
huffing and puffing from exhaustion. "Oh God, that was great! Now I need my money."
The koala bear just looks at her and shrugs. Then the hooker says,"No,I need my money. I'm a hooker and this is how I make a living." The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his clothes. Then the hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf, grabs a dictionary and thumbs through it to "hooker." She hands it to the koala bear and it reads:
"HOOKER: person who has sex for money." Then the koala bear turns the page to "koala bear" and walks out the door The hooker reads: "KOALA
BEAR: Eats bush, shoots, and leaves."
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Postby Summer22 on Thu Apr 17, 2003 4:47 pm

pimsle :lol: :lol: :lol: That's clever!
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Postby EssexConvertible on Thu Apr 17, 2003 4:51 pm

old but funny :lol: :lol:
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Postby ~Vix~ on Thu Apr 17, 2003 4:52 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby KitKat on Thu Apr 17, 2003 5:11 pm

that is absolutely class mate, best joke we had on here all week!!
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Postby RS RUDEBOY on Thu Apr 17, 2003 5:13 pm

fcuking quality nice one chum :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby vannys burd on Thu Apr 17, 2003 6:54 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

he he he very funny :wink:
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