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little red ridding hood

Postby Tomdom on Wed Apr 23, 2003 4:47 pm

One day Little Red Riding Hood was at her grandmother's house and about to leave for home. Before she left her grandmother said, "beware of the big bad wolf, he'll grab you in the woods and make sweet sweet love to you, so you better be careful out there." Little Red Riding Hood pulls a shotgun from under her dress and says "I'll be just fine grandma."

She leaves the house and as soon as she steps into the woods the big bad wolf jumps out. "I'm gonna hold you down and make sweet passionate love to you." Little Red Riding Hood puts the shotgun to the wolf's head, lays on her back, pulls up her skirt and says, "no you're not, your gonna eat me like the book says."
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Postby Tom_S on Wed Apr 23, 2003 4:58 pm

:lol: :D :lol:
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Postby JamieFRST on Wed Apr 23, 2003 5:05 pm

Love it :lol: :lol:
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Postby ~Vix~ on Wed Apr 23, 2003 6:34 pm

:lol: :lol: quality
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Postby chimp2k2 on Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:41 pm

fookin class :D
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Postby elm_us on Thu Apr 24, 2003 9:55 pm

ROFLMFA :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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