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Look what i spy on eBay....

Postby M1K3Y_B on Sun May 25, 2008 10:46 pm

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Re: Look what i spy on eBay....

Postby Metal_Fiesta on Sun May 25, 2008 10:51 pm

:aaah: :o That guy has just ruined that car.
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Re: Look what i spy on eBay....

Postby ~nomad~ on Sun May 25, 2008 11:00 pm

i am tempted to bid so i can put a brick on the gopedal and send it straight into a wall.
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Postby M1K3Y_B on Sun May 25, 2008 11:51 pm

~nomad~ :i am tempted to bid so i can put a brick on the gopedal and send it straight into a wall.


At first i was wondering what the hell a gopedal was but then realised it was go pedal :lol:

Yeah i sure that method would destroy the eyesore :bonkers:
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Re: Look what i spy on eBay....

Postby Tanya on Mon May 26, 2008 11:22 am

Was up for sale for 1200 at FITP, bet they wont get anywhere near that !
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Re: Look what i spy on eBay....

Postby ~S1~ on Mon May 26, 2008 12:46 pm

Rawli phoned him up and left the funniest ansa-phone message at FITP!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Look what i spy on eBay....

Postby Capri on Mon May 26, 2008 3:21 pm

This car is possibly the funniest thing I've seen all year. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
My name is Alex. I used to have a Capri. I don't anymore. But I'm still called Capri.
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Postby MotorcyclesFish on Mon May 26, 2008 4:08 pm

Ask him if it's true that it was nominated for a certain award...
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Re: Look what i spy on eBay....

Postby Sphinx on Mon May 26, 2008 5:28 pm

The finest example of 'Just becuase you can doesn't mean you should'
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Re: Look what i spy on eBay....

Postby FRST SILVER on Mon May 26, 2008 7:42 pm

this fella cant have any mates..

[ERRR] if he did surely they would tell him its toilet :lol:

probably all :lol: at him behind his back
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Re: Look what i spy on eBay....

Postby RS_Rawli on Mon May 26, 2008 8:21 pm

It was Dave from FCGB that rang him, offering him the s**t car of the show award, and commenting on a few key points of the car, if i remember rightly!
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Postby Ollie on Mon May 26, 2008 8:42 pm

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Postby ~S1~ on Mon May 26, 2008 8:52 pm

RS_Rawli :It was Dave from FCGB that rang him, offering him the poo car of the show award, and commenting on a few key points of the car, if i remember rightly!


something along the lines of being bobbins :lol:
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Re: Look what i spy on eBay....

Postby edders on Mon May 26, 2008 10:06 pm

And the award for not actually looking at what the hell you were doing goes to...


It looks like a mk1 was raped by a golf.
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Postby RS_Rawli on Mon May 26, 2008 10:21 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Look what i spy on eBay....

Postby M1K3Y_B on Tue May 27, 2008 12:22 am



That doesn't suprise me :lol:
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Re: Look what i spy on eBay....

Postby dontpannic on Tue May 27, 2008 4:27 pm

wherever you stop people point and ask you questions about it


No, they point an laugh.

This car will be seen


No s**t, unless you're stevie wonder

below is a list of what the car has had done to it, all done by a previous owner, with a few tweaks from myself.


Aah yes, the "previous owner" line.

The car drives fantastic and gets to 60mph very quickly!!


Thats all though!

Bad bits, rust on the seems around the roof where its been de-seemed, and on the pass side front wing, crack in the boot where the filler for the number plate recess has cracked, paint job isn't the best, slight oil leak but it is 21 years old!!! and wheels need balancing due to new tyres.


I can list a few more:

ITS PURPLE
IT LOOKS CRAP

If you would like any more images let me know and i will take some for you.


He might as well take photos of his penis. Its probably better looking.

happy bidding


Quite.
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Re: Look what i spy on eBay....

Postby FRST SILVER on Tue May 27, 2008 4:32 pm

the above is wicked

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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big up 2 dontpannic

i love it :lol:
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Re: Look what i spy on eBay....

Postby dontpannic on Tue May 27, 2008 4:33 pm

:lol:
I try my best! :lol:
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Re: Look what i spy on eBay....

Postby M1K3Y_B on Tue May 27, 2008 5:03 pm

dontpannic :
wherever you stop people point and ask you questions about it


No, they point an laugh.

This car will be seen


No poo, unless you're stevie wonder

below is a list of what the car has had done to it, all done by a previous owner, with a few tweaks from myself.


Aah yes, the "previous owner" line.

The car drives fantastic and gets to 60mph very quickly!!


Thats all though!

Bad bits, rust on the seems around the roof where its been de-seemed, and on the pass side front wing, crack in the boot where the filler for the number plate recess has cracked, paint job isn't the best, slight oil leak but it is 21 years old!!! and wheels need balancing due to new tyres.


I can list a few more:

ITS PURPLE
IT LOOKS CRAP

If you would like any more images let me know and i will take some for you.


He might as well take photos of his penis. Its probably better looking.

happy bidding


Quite.


I think you should send him that as a message :lol:
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Re: Look what i spy on eBay....

Postby hb69 on Tue May 27, 2008 7:13 pm

How on earth people deem that purple piece of crap to be worth more than my audi i will never know :(
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Re: Look what i spy on eBay....

Postby RS GEZ on Tue May 27, 2008 7:25 pm

he needs shooting :o :o :lol: :lol: :lol:
listening for costly strange noises????
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Re: Look what i spy on eBay....

Postby xrsi on Tue May 27, 2008 8:11 pm

there is 2 things that i think is quite worrying.....

people like it enough to bid on it....

and also he thinks its worth enought to bother paying for a reserve to be put on the auction! :lol:
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Re: Look what i spy on eBay....

Postby Chris 2i on Wed May 28, 2008 8:30 am

the guy who built this came on here to show it off - must of been 2/3 years ago now. The thread must be somewhere.

He didn't stick around for some reason...
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Re: Look what i spy on eBay....

Postby fiend on Thu May 29, 2008 1:30 am

Wait you [M1K3Y_B] were at FITP?

..on the FT stand?
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Postby MK2 Jamie on Thu May 29, 2008 1:32 am

hb69 :How on earth people deem that purple piece of crap to be worth more than my audi i will never know :(


This was voted worst car at show by you, me and fiend if i remember correctly
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Re: Look what i spy on eBay....

Postby M1K3Y_B on Thu May 29, 2008 2:14 am

fiend :Wait you [M1K3Y_B] were at FITP?

..on the FT stand?


No mate i wasn't able to go and my cars a shed anyway, its not show worthy. :lol:

While i was looking through everyone pictures of FITP, i could see that everyone hated it, and were saying about it be the worst car of the show and stuff and then i saw it on ebay so i thought to share my find with eveyone :)

I should be going next year though mate, when i have a new car, that not a shed :lol:

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Postby dontpannic on Thu May 29, 2008 8:05 am

M1K3Y_B :
fiend :Wait you [M1K3Y_B] were at FITP?

..on the FT stand?


No mate i wasn't able to go and my cars a shed anyway, its not show worthy. :lol:

While i was looking through everyone pictures of FITP, i could see that everyone hated it, and were saying about it be the worst car of the show and stuff and then i saw it on ebay so i thought to share my find with eveyone :)

I should be going next year though mate, when i have a new car, that not a shed :lol:



Mike, it doesn't matter what car you have, I had a completely standard Fiesta last year :D
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Postby Chris 2i on Thu May 29, 2008 8:14 am

dontpannic :
M1K3Y_B :
fiend :Wait you [M1K3Y_B] were at FITP?

..on the FT stand?


No mate i wasn't able to go and my cars a shed anyway, its not show worthy. :lol:

While i was looking through everyone pictures of FITP, i could see that everyone hated it, and were saying about it be the worst car of the show and stuff and then i saw it on ebay so i thought to share my find with eveyone :)

I should be going next year though mate, when i have a new car, that not a shed :lol:



Mike, it doesn't matter what car you have, I had a completely standard Fiesta last year :D


exactly, my car is standard, slightly rusty, covered in dents and has faded - still had it on the stand :D

Nick even took and posted a picture of it :lol:
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Postby fiend on Thu May 29, 2008 7:27 pm

I messaged the guy, on ebay..

My message to him :Is it true that this car won 'poo car of the show award' at FITP?

Cheers.


His reply :Lol it would have done if there was such an award maybe next year they will bring it in and it willwin somthing wooop
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Postby hb69 on Thu May 29, 2008 7:39 pm

1300 Jamie :
hb69 :How on earth people deem that purple piece of crap to be worth more than my audi i will never know :(


This was voted worst car at show by you, me and fiend if i remember correctly


It was, maybe he is selling because he knows it won 'worst car of the show' award. I await the award ceremony at Ford Fair :)
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Postby M1K3Y_B on Fri May 30, 2008 12:46 am

I would love to see the new owners face, when they turn up to a big event, thinking they have an awesome car, only to be told its a pile of s**t and it won the award of the worst car at FITP 08.

Now that would be a picture :lol:
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Postby Tweek on Fri May 30, 2008 9:56 pm

Did anyone spot the guide stick n the boot? :lol:

Shocking, no wonder it's up for sale but I expect the new owner to treat it to some burberry and some Alex K remixes in the cd player.
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Postby Andyfloss03 on Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:18 am

i like alex k :rolleyes:

TBH i dont mind the colour so if it was cheap i would probs buy it.....sell all the body kit and bodge jobs to ebayers and put it back to a standard XR2 but a purple one..

the vimto machine....schlurple the purple
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