Make ya feel good?
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Make ya feel good?
by Summer22 on Sat Apr 12, 2003 10:15 pm
The following questions and answers were collated from last year's
British GCSE exams.
Geography
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants
like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water
tends to
flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and
nature
abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Sociology
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.
Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Biology
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes?
A: Premature death.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised?(e.g.abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and
the
abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains
the
heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five
bowels,A,E,I,O
and U.
Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.
Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport.
Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like
umbrellas.
English
Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its
meaning.
A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Technology
Q : What is a turbine?
A : Something an Arab wears on his head
British GCSE exams.
Geography
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants
like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water
tends to
flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and
nature
abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Sociology
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.
Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Biology
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes?
A: Premature death.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised?(e.g.abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and
the
abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains
the
heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five
bowels,A,E,I,O
and U.
Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.
Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport.
Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like
umbrellas.
English
Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its
meaning.
A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Technology
Q : What is a turbine?
A : Something an Arab wears on his head
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Re: Make ya feel good?
by chimp2k2 on Sat Apr 12, 2003 10:21 pm
Summer22 :Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes?
A: Premature death.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.
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by chimp2k2 on Sat Apr 12, 2003 10:50 pm
~Vix~ ::lol: i havent learnt anything in 2 yrs! its not gonna be easy!
i never learned anything either
but i still got B's
(C in spanish & D in business studies
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Re: Make ya feel good?
by elm_us on Sat Apr 12, 2003 11:16 pm
Summer22 :Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]
ok that had me in tears ROFLMFAO
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Re: Make ya feel good?
by SPo0n on Sun Apr 13, 2003 12:44 am
Summer22 :The following questions and answers were collated from last year's
British GCSE exams.
no cos i took geography (june 2002) and none of them questions were on it. i got a D btw
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Re: Make ya feel good?
by chimp2k2 on Sun Apr 13, 2003 1:03 am
SPo0n :Summer22 :The following questions and answers were collated from last year's
British GCSE exams.
no cos i took geography (june 2002) and none of them questions were on it. i got a D btw
yeah it says "last year" but when was this wrote?
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Re: Make ya feel good?
by Mr Jungle on Sun Apr 13, 2003 1:32 am
Summer22 :Sociology
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.
Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
x 1000 !!!! That made me chuckle my tittys off, i think i woke my parents up
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