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by **vannys burd** on Tue Apr 22, 2003 5:58 pm

Was speakin to a friend the other day and told me somethin quite shockin!

Apparently, this girl and her mate went to Mc donalds she ordered a
Mc chicken sandwich and left half to have later.

A few hours later she had a funny feelin in her mouth!

Someone had spunked there stuff in the mayo and he had herpes
so she now has herpes in the mouth

Never goin to Mcdonalds again!!!!

by **~Vix~** on Tue Apr 22, 2003 6:02 pm

ugh thats minging!

by **SPo0n** on Tue Apr 22, 2003 6:13 pm

i used to work there, hence why i won't eat that s**t again

by **blonde racer** on Tue Apr 22, 2003 6:21 pm

vannys burd :Was speakin to a friend the other day and told me somethin quite shockin!

Apparently, this girl and her mate went to Mc donalds she ordered a
Mc chicken sandwich and left half to have later.

A few hours later she had a funny feelin in her mouth!

Someone had spunked there stuff in the mayo and he had herpes
so she now has herpes in the mouth

Never goin to Mcdonalds again!!!!

heard that down here as well apprantly it was a mc d's of a close town then was told it was another one.. and apprantly one was shut down.. but i've never known them to be shut down :rolleyes:

and then i heard it was some girl i know who it had happened to....

there are alway's rumours goin about but u just dont know if it's true or not :aaah:

by **Bash** on Tue Apr 22, 2003 6:34 pm

did she do anything about it??
ugh man thats sick :aaah:

by **MFkev** on Tue Apr 22, 2003 6:42 pm

I pretty sure that happened in one near me and bloke had to go court etc

by **JamieFRST** on Tue Apr 22, 2003 6:43 pm

Someone had a rats tail in a maccy d's near me

by **Phil Si** on Tue Apr 22, 2003 6:50 pm

i heard someone had a chicken sandwitch asked for no mayo, and took a bite, and found mayo, later it was discovered it was a sist (cist?) imn the chicken :oops:

and it was puss

ewww

by **~Vix~** on Tue Apr 22, 2003 6:58 pm

most of it is complete bollox, but Maccy Ds is still minging!

by Al on Tue Apr 22, 2003 7:25 pm

i think everyone has a friend of a friend who has found summat wrong with a McChicken Sandwich :lol:

i heard about that 1 having a cyst :lol:

by **vannys burd** on Tue Apr 22, 2003 7:55 pm

It happened in southport town center the maccies here!

don't know what she's done yet but think she's deffo takin it to court!

by **vanny magnet** on Tue Apr 22, 2003 8:28 pm

Now come on, who sent chumkila on a YTS to Maccies :rolleyes:

by **~Vix~** on Tue Apr 22, 2003 8:30 pm

vanny magnet :Know come on, who sent chumkila on a YTS to Maccies

ewwwww

by **vanny magnet** on Tue Apr 22, 2003 8:47 pm

Just dont ask for the BBQ sauce, you can image where thats been :oooh:

by **~Vix~** on Tue Apr 22, 2003 8:48 pm

ewwww no i dont wanna know! :lol:

by **Cl@ssy Burd** on Tue Apr 22, 2003 9:00 pm

am just eatin a large big mac meal for ma tea n dunt want it anymore :cry:

by **vanny magnet** on Tue Apr 22, 2003 9:44 pm

KFC is faaaaaaar better :rolleyes:

Shame this pants town aint got a drive thru for it

So next time everyone, when you see that Mayo, ask yourself this question :rolleyes:

'has anyone spunked it in'

:lol:

by **vannys burd** on Tue Apr 22, 2003 9:50 pm

Sowwy classy.

by **Cl@ssy Burd** on Tue Apr 22, 2003 9:52 pm

Its ok, hopefully the drink [ERRR] be ok [ERRR] im thirsty n cant b arsed goin to get another drink LOL

by **vannys burd** on Tue Apr 22, 2003 9:55 pm

That's just lazy!!!!! :lol:

I'm sure the drink will be fine!

by **PF Dave** on Tue Apr 22, 2003 10:19 pm

Thats minging!

Although I think its the same as everyone knows someone to do with the krays and also everyone seems to know ahmed bayjoo too! lol :lol:

by **Bumshake** on Tue Apr 22, 2003 10:23 pm

erm... im not bein funny.. but could it be possible she maybe strayed away from home... and blamed it on the burger?!?
or is that a blonde thing 2 say?

by **Modder_Phill** on Tue Apr 22, 2003 10:48 pm

Was speakin to a friend the other day and told me somethin quite shockin!

This MacDonald story has been bandied around where I live now for the last 2 weeks, aparently one near me was closed down as well but it wasnt in the local paper :-?

Never been back to that one but you have to question the validity of these rumors

Although I think its the same as everyone knows someone to do with the krays

My dads a Prison Officer and knew him when he was at maidstone Prison...he is also in his book as well, ive seen it myself

But he didnt like my dad :oooh:

everyone seems to know ahmed bayjoo too

Who??

by **PF Dave** on Tue Apr 22, 2003 11:11 pm

Thats not a blonde thing to say thats actually a very clever thign to say...almost like coming form experience...lol

honest hun I didnt cheat on ya it was the spunk in my burger! LMFAO! :lol:

by **Excursion** on Tue Apr 22, 2003 11:43 pm

wick wick wick wicked!!!!

I understand, its the treggs from space. fuckers get everywhere!!

by **Brad** on Wed Apr 23, 2003 2:05 am

I used to work in fast food...........and I hate it when I eat it cos I know what happens to it!!!

But I still love McDonalds!

by TJ on Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:00 am

vannys burd :Was speakin to a friend the other day and told me somethin quite shockin!

Apparently, this girl and her mate went to Mc donalds she ordered a
Mc chicken sandwich and left half to have later.

A few hours later she had a funny feelin in her mouth!

Someone had spunked there stuff in the mayo and he had herpes
so she now has herpes in the mouth

Never goin to Mcdonalds again!!!!

You wait all that time to find a girl who swallows, and she's diseased!!

by **Ollie** on Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:39 am

Not being funny, but people who do stuff like that need to be kicked s**t. If they have a job in a restaurant regardless of whether it's MacDonald's or not then they should grow up and have a bit more responsibilty toward they're job. If I ever got a burger from there and found something like that in it I'd go back and beat the f**k out of the guy who did it... Maybe deep fry his 'conquering device' or something... I'm sure he'd think twice before doing something so hillarious again.

If more people started being abit more proactive and took to administering beatings to people who do stuff like that then they'd start being a bit more responsible. Maybe the police should think about bringing back corporal punishment?

by **df908** on Wed Apr 23, 2003 10:40 am

Genuine one this:

http://daveola.com/Pages/Vegetarian/Chicken_Head.html :lol:

The cyst-in-mcsandwich and fried rat stories were doing the rounds when I worked in McD's, which was, er, "some" years ago... (ok, 12 yrs)

by **Ollie** on Wed Apr 23, 2003 12:55 pm

Seen the chicken head one before... it does raise a question of just how stupid the people who cook the food in there are... I mean do they not actually pay any attention to what they're doing? :rolleyes: