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[Deca]

A proper English Gentleman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for £500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
On the way to the office he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for £250 and enclosed the following note:

Dear Madam,
Enclosed find cheque in the amount of £250 for rent of your apartment. I
am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that: it had never been occupied; that there was plenty of heat; that is was small enough to make me cozy and at home. Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for £250.00 with the following note:

Dear Sir,
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to
remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if
you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed
of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please
do not blame the landlady.

[Deca]

you know its your last day at work when:

You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks,
"What's this?" you realize you just dropped the company's
deposit in a mailbox.

A woman comes into the store, you turn to the other
salesman and say, "I waited on the last fat ugly old lady.
This one's yours." Your boss is standing behind you. It's
his wife.

While your boss is at lunch, you sneak in and look at some
confidential information on his computer. You spill coffee
on the keyboard. It shorts out.

You return from a week's holiday to find that you had
scheduled *this* week as holiday, not last week. (Just
means you get to take two weeks vacation, right?)

You take a "sick" day. The next morning the boss asks you,
"So, how was the fishing on Rock Creek yesterday?"

oops lol

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