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Postby jayrs on Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:21 pm

not what ya think, :lol:

she was out just now, like always and though i would get some pics to share with ya

shes seeing what im up too

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searching for p0rn, well, playing and throwing things about :lol:

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asking for food

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she loves salted peanuts, but dont get them very ofton

then time for a kip
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Postby Mikee_RS on Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:24 pm

:lol: i was hoping for a pic of your missus
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Re: my bird

Postby Teario on Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:28 pm

You have very round fingertips
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Postby jayrs on Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:41 pm

Mikee_RS

:lol: :lol:

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thanks :lol:
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Postby M1K3Y_B on Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:59 pm

Cool Bird :lol:

Surprised it doesn't crap everywhere.
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Re: my bird

Postby jayrs on Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:11 pm

she does sometimes but maybe once once, if shes out for a couple of hours maybe a couple of times but nothing major from her, plus i got leather sofa so easy clean there, but if she does crap she norm sits on the perch on the top of her cage and does it.

she laid a fcuking egg the other day though :oooh:
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Postby M1K3Y_B on Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:22 pm

So she is sort of house trained thats cool.

My Hamster is like that with weeing, he won't go until he is back in his cage, its weird, but its a good thing.

Bet that was a surprise :lol:
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Re: my bird

Postby jayrs on Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:45 pm

it is a bit strange, when i first got her she used to $hit a lot in a short tme she was out but now as i say once maybe twice, unless shes crapping more when shes ontop of her cage, but shes fairly good now but i have been shat on a few times in the past :lol:
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Re: my bird

Postby M1K3Y_B on Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:49 pm

:lol:

Nice.

Bet you like her doing that.
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Re: my bird

Postby heeman10 on Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:24 pm

What's that you've used the Airbrush tool from MS Paint on on the left hand side?
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Re: my bird

Postby jayrs on Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:28 pm

cant say i do fella :lol:

the dog looks at her like wtf is that (yorkshirt terrier about 10weeks old) and shes been on the floor 10 inches away from him, he ran into her the other day not looking where he was going, dog near $hit hes pants :lol: :lol: mind you so did the bird :lol:

i keep a eye on the dog when she lands on the floor though if he makes a suddon more i grab him but hes only done it couple of times but he thinks shes a toy im sure, im hoping that having them about together now as hes still a young dog as he grows up he will ignor her flying about and be friends if you see where im coming from, i dont want to have to shut the dog out to let the bird out
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Re: my bird

Postby Sphinx on Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:30 pm

heeman10 :What's that you've used the Airbrush tool from MS Paint on on the left hand side?


:lol:

Errrr....nice bird :)
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Re: my bird

Postby jayrs on Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:34 pm

heeman10 :What's that you've used the Airbrush tool from MS Paint on on the left hand side?


its a calander my son made at school last year and theres a pic of him in the middle of the star, i try to avoid putting pics of my kids on the net due to "public forum/net space etc" where anyone can use the pics for what they want ya know.
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Postby jayrs on Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:39 pm

sphinx :
heeman10 :What's that you've used the Airbrush tool from MS Paint on on the left hand side?


:lol:

Errrr....nice bird :)


cheers dude :)
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Re: my bird

Postby xrsi on Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:11 am

jayrs :
asking for food

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thats what you think, its just waiting for the PERFECT oppertunity to crap on your keyboard! :lol:
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Postby M1K3Y_B on Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:48 am

I do get what you mean.

I have two hamster, the male one just want to have sex with the girl one but she ain't interested and tried to attack him.

So they have to out at separate times.

Would be cool if they could be out together and not have to worry.

Fair comment about not wanting to put pics up of your kids if it can be avoided :)

Very sensible.
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Re: my bird

Postby knuckles on Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:26 am

That bird dont like me. :(

And it does poo but only where i sat down.
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Postby heeman10 on Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:05 am

jayrs :
heeman10 :What's that you've used the Airbrush tool from MS Paint on on the left hand side?


its a calander my son made at school last year and theres a pic of him in the middle of the star, i try to avoid putting pics of my kids on the net due to "public forum/net space etc" where anyone can use the pics for what they want ya know.

I suspected as much. Please forward to original to me via PM.





























:lol:


Cool bird.
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Re: my bird

Postby jayrs on Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:27 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

she wont crap on my keyboard.

the male hamster has the right idea, tell him to keep him pimp claw strong ans show the Bic™ whos boss

i knew you would spot the bit in the pic heeman :lol:

knuckles :That bird dont like me. :(

And it does poo but only where i sat down.


:lol: :lol: :lol: yeah, not only did you step in pi$s from the puppy, but you sat on bird s**t before i could clean it up :lol: :lol:

mind you, you did dive out the way like a girl every time she flew near ya :lol: :lol:
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Postby M1K3Y_B on Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:29 am

Do you blame him, if she got a hatred thing going with him :lol:
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Postby M1K3Y_B on Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:30 am

As for my Hamster, i tried to tell him that but he seems to think the way he is going to work best. :lol:
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Re: my bird

Postby Turboboy67 on Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:36 am

Mikee_RS ::lol: i was hoping for a pic of your missus


I got a few I can send you Mike :wink: :lol:

Your house must be full up fella,

Kids,

Dogs,

Birds,

Fiesta parts :oooh: :oooh:

Cheers :bonkers:
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Postby M1K3Y_B on Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:45 am

Have you not eard that Jay doesn't actually live in his house anymore?

He lives in a tent in his garden, because his house is so full.

:lol:
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Postby knuckles on Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:29 am

turboboy67 :
Your house must be full up fella,

Kids,

Dogs,

Birds,

Guinea pigs,

Rabbits,

Fiesta parts :oooh: :oooh:


Try the full list

He must be bonkers :oooh:
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Postby jayrs on Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:42 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: @ th lot of ya

just let tweet have a bath :) couldnt get her to go in the sink so the plate had to do, the missis wasnt happy as she had to wash all the glasses again :lol:

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like all females, she spent ages in there :lol: :lol:
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Postby jayrs on Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:06 am

i know no one cares but i'll still update it :lol: :lol: tweets christmas came early, while looking on a isle of wight for sale forum/web page i came across a parrot cage for sale for £25, pic looked ok, sent a email asking sizes and if they would take £20 as thats all i had till monday, and they said yes, so went off with my son to get it in the xr2 :bigcry:

well it was in better nick than i was expecting and bargin or what and it only just fitted in the xr2 when taken apart :bigcry: :bigcry:

some of the stuff in it and on it i already had in the old cage but this came with some bits too, ive not used any of the 4 feeding bowls as i got some, but what ya think, bargin or what for £20

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think she looks a bit lost :bigcry: :bigcry: , still im toying with getting a male one now and cage is more than big enough for 2
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Postby M1K3Y_B on Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:48 am

I say its a bargain :)

And i spyed a Pizza Hut glass in one of the pics :lol:

Yeah get a male one too mate.
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Postby jayrs on Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:16 am

the carling glass? if so thats from the pub, i dont use pizza hut mate :lol:
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Postby M1K3Y_B on Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:14 pm

I swear i could see a Pepsi glass :-?
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Postby jayrs on Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:18 pm

oh that one :lol: :lol: , yeah its a pepsi glass but that came from a different pub not pizza hut, i er, or course put a donation in the charity box for the glasses :rolleyes: :lol:
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Postby M1K3Y_B on Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:11 pm

Sure you did :rolleyes:

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Postby jayrs on Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:08 pm

:aaah: how dare you, you think i would walk out the pub with a set of 6 without putting anything in the box..........Image





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Postby M1K3Y_B on Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:32 pm

So now it wasn't just 1 glass.

You took 6 of them :aaah:
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Postby jayrs on Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:24 am

er.......... well, yeah but no but yeah but no but

:lol: :lol:
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Postby M1K3Y_B on Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:53 am

Not only did i found out that you are a thief but i also brought the Vicky Pollard in you.

Wht have i done? :lol:
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