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My FITP SEX Problem

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My FITP SEX Problem

Postby PF Dave on Tue May 13, 2003 9:56 pm

I knew just cos I put those three letters in mine it would get more looks! LOL

I dont really have one...unless it rains then I will be VERY upset and will need consolling by a ft lady...you have all been warned! LOL :lol:
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Postby ~Vix~ on Tue May 13, 2003 9:56 pm

has elm come to spank your monkey yet?
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Postby PF Dave on Tue May 13, 2003 9:57 pm

no still waiting for a visit from the queen of monkey spanking the royal vix of spank monkey... lol :lol:
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Postby ~Vix~ on Tue May 13, 2003 9:58 pm

:lol: woohoo i got a new name :D
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Postby PF Dave on Tue May 13, 2003 9:59 pm

thats one of them....and of the nicer ones at that LOL :P :lol:
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Postby Hannah on Tue May 13, 2003 10:02 pm

ha ha ha nice 1
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Postby Summer22 on Tue May 13, 2003 10:03 pm

U have a problem having sex at FITP???
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Postby chimp2k2 on Tue May 13, 2003 10:04 pm

Summer22 :U have a problem having sex at FITP???

thats cause Al asked him for it :aaah:
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Postby Summer22 on Tue May 13, 2003 10:12 pm

chimp2k2 :
Summer22 :U have a problem having sex at FITP???

thats cause Al asked him for it :aaah:


:o Surely u should b jumping at the chance??
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Postby chimp2k2 on Tue May 13, 2003 10:14 pm

Summer22 :
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Summer22 :U have a problem having sex at FITP???

thats cause Al asked him for it :aaah:


:o Surely u should b jumping at the chance??

read this post again. FFDave posted it, it's his problem :P
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Postby Summer22 on Tue May 13, 2003 10:19 pm

:P I wasnt talking 2 u ya fool, was talking 2 him!
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Postby Ollie on Tue May 13, 2003 10:32 pm

Whats the matter Dave.... not quite memorised your latest set of the League of Gentlemen yet? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby PF Dave on Wed May 14, 2003 7:52 am

Hello DAVE!!!!

To be honest its not "actually" the reason I am going to FITP although if Sex is available on one of the traders stands...I may have to make an investment...also if its available elsewhere that too! lol

and Al offered out of the goodness of his heart but I am afraid unlike most of the population of brighton I am not into men! :lol: lol
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Postby chumkila on Wed May 14, 2003 8:51 am

NOTE: FFDave has a serious issue that needs rehabilitation. I have leaked documents from the FordSport archive that i will be forwarding onto the News of the World unless he pays me my due. It is evidence to show that Dave have a serious SEX craving when he see's so many shiny tailpipes at vehilce modification shows, he just has to go up to them and.... (the rest shall not be written as we have children reading and watchin).
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Postby PF Dave on Wed May 14, 2003 8:52 am

I have a screen grab of that which as we speak is being forwarded to my legal team who will shortly be suing you for threatening behaviour, and slander!

Get ya cheque book out baby! :lol:
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Postby Summer22 on Wed May 14, 2003 8:53 am

:o :o U dont take cash anymore???
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Postby PF Dave on Wed May 14, 2003 8:54 am

LOL

Well I might make exceptions! :lol:
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Postby chumkila on Wed May 14, 2003 8:54 am

I'll get my cheque book out if u put ur dingaling away! :lol:
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Postby Summer22 on Wed May 14, 2003 8:54 am

oh REALLY :devil: :devil: :devil:
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Postby PF Dave on Wed May 14, 2003 8:57 am

Why when its being used so much? would be a shame not to fulfill those that want fulfilling...and rest assured your tail pipe is safe...I dont get urges like that no more! LOL well thats what I told the doctor! :lol: :lol: narf narf!
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Postby chumkila on Wed May 14, 2003 9:06 am

:lol: :D :lol: That wasn't ur Doctor but my undercover News of the World investigator!
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Postby blonde racer on Wed May 14, 2003 7:05 pm

class a nutter u are dave :lol:
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Postby TJ on Wed May 14, 2003 7:29 pm

Its true he's bloody loopy!!
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Postby PF Dave on Wed May 14, 2003 10:17 pm

But you all love it and crave more! So how can I get back to normal when you do? NARF! lol :lol:
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Postby blonde racer on Wed May 14, 2003 10:33 pm

what u fooked up mother fooker ya mad
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Postby PF Dave on Wed May 14, 2003 10:35 pm

Oi I f**cked no mothers! so stop being so personal! you little mynx! lol :lol:
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Postby blonde racer on Wed May 14, 2003 10:36 pm

hmmm did i just type that i must be on auto reply that types utter bollox


oppps and again :lol:
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Postby sexy-aRSe on Thu May 15, 2003 5:05 pm

Dave you is mad :bonkers:
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Postby chumkila on Thu May 15, 2003 5:08 pm

yea Image :D
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