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my poxy mouse packed up!

Postby 285Andy on Mon May 05, 2008 12:59 pm

i then looked down to realise i was infact holding my mobile phone :lol: :rolleyes:

jeez man! i getting to old for this shi* :lol:
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Re: my poxy mouse packed up!

Postby Ollybee on Mon May 05, 2008 3:57 pm

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Re: my poxy mouse packed up!

Postby MotorcyclesFish on Mon May 05, 2008 10:43 pm

Ahahaha

The number of times I've done that.

At work the other favourite is grabbing the glasses case. Total nobber moment.
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Postby ~S1~ on Tue May 06, 2008 7:31 am

Almost as bad as walking up to your front door and pressing the button on your car alarm fob :lol:
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Re: my poxy mouse packed up!

Postby andymac on Tue May 06, 2008 12:57 pm

285Andy :i then looked down to realise i was infact holding my mobile phone :lol: :rolleyes:

jeez man! i getting to old for this shi* :lol:


Yes, yes you are. And so am I :lol: :P

Not as bad as the person who unplugged their phone today then put in an urgent support call saying their phone had stopped working. Surely natural selection would have had these idiots bumped off in the early stages of their lives...
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Re: my poxy mouse packed up!

Postby M1K3Y_B on Tue May 06, 2008 1:46 pm

You need help :lol:
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Re: my poxy mouse packed up!

Postby dontpannic on Tue May 06, 2008 2:00 pm

MotorcyclesFish :Ahahaha

The number of times I've done that.

At work the other favourite is grabbing the glasses case. Total nobber moment.


I've done both of those...

S1 :Almost as bad as walking up to your front door and pressing the button on your car alarm fob :lol:


...and that :lol:
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Re: my poxy mouse packed up!

Postby Ollie on Tue May 06, 2008 4:37 pm

S1 :Almost as bad as walking up to your front door and pressing the button on your car alarm fob :lol:


I've pressed the boot open button instead of turning the lights on a couple of times... leads to me pulling over the shut the boot again amidst a large amount of swearing. :lol:
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Re: my poxy mouse packed up!

Postby 285Andy on Tue May 06, 2008 6:36 pm

glad im not the only one who has a few numb nuts moments then lmfao! :lol:
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Postby Tweek on Tue May 06, 2008 9:48 pm

When waking up in the middle of the night I once tried using the tv remote to turn the light on :lol:
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Re: my poxy mouse packed up!

Postby dontpannic on Tue May 06, 2008 9:57 pm

Tweek :When waking up in the middle of the night I once tried using the tv remote to turn the light on :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I just have a vision now of a half asleep bloke frantically punching random buttons :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: my poxy mouse packed up!

Postby Capri on Tue May 06, 2008 10:45 pm

Frequently, I arrive at work, get out of the car, lock the car, and then instinctively grab the front door key, only to realise i'm a long way from home. :(
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Postby ~Vix~ on Tue May 06, 2008 11:03 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: @ you lot. I suddenly feel quite intelligent :)
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Re: my poxy mouse packed up!

Postby Capri on Tue May 06, 2008 11:13 pm

~Vix~ ::lol: :lol: :lol: @ you lot. I suddenly feel quite intelligent :)


We did bad. :(
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Re: my poxy mouse packed up!

Postby Tweek on Wed May 07, 2008 3:54 am

dontpannic :
Tweek :When waking up in the middle of the night I once tried using the tv remote to turn the light on :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I just have a vision now of a half asleep bloke frantically punching random buttons :lol: :lol: :lol:
That's pretty much how it went, then when I came round I was like "well that's the tv remote" :lol:
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Re: my poxy mouse packed up!

Postby Ollie on Wed May 07, 2008 6:53 am

That's just reminded me actually... the other day I was trying to play back something I'd recorded and the machine wouldn't respond to the remote, after much swearing and jabbing at the buttons I realised I had it the wrong way round. :lol: :lol:
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Re: my poxy mouse packed up!

Postby dontpannic on Wed May 07, 2008 7:53 am

Ollie :That's just reminded me actually... the other day I was trying to play back something I'd recorded and the machine wouldn't respond to the remote, after much swearing and jabbing at the buttons I realised I had it the wrong way round. :lol: :lol:


I've done that one as well... :D :lol:

Wayne, are your lights even remote controlled? :lol: :lol:
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Re: my poxy mouse packed up!

Postby Tweek on Thu May 08, 2008 12:01 am

dontpannic :Wayne, are your lights even remote controlled? :lol: :lol:
Nope :D :lol:
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Re: my poxy mouse packed up!

Postby Chris 2i on Tue May 13, 2008 10:32 am

:lol: I've tried to use my door key in the car and vice-versa, also I've tried to drive the car without turning it on. :oops:
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Re: my poxy mouse packed up!

Postby chazza on Tue May 13, 2008 12:01 pm

was you half asleep or summit ? lol

i go to push the bell when i go to my door then relise i have no door bell on back door lol
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Re: my poxy mouse packed up!

Postby ~Vix~ on Tue May 13, 2008 11:28 pm

why would you push the doorbell on your own house?
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Re: my poxy mouse packed up!

Postby Tweek on Tue May 13, 2008 11:48 pm

When you've gone outside and left your keys in the house, I do it so much :(
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Re: my poxy mouse packed up!

Postby Ollybee on Wed May 14, 2008 4:21 pm

In that situation I had worked out a perfect solution for when I lived my parents. It involved a coat hanger and opening a downstairs window. Climbing through the window and bingo. If I needed to try it now though I fear I would become firmly wedged! :lol:
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