No Knickers (JOKE)

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No Knickers (JOKE)

Postby Fiestasi-Andy on Fri May 09, 2003 10:31 am

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all playing golf with their wives. The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and as she bends over to place her ball a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

"Good God! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford to buy any".

The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says,

"For the sake of decency here's £50, go and buy yourself some underwear".

Next the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.

"Bejesus woman. You've no knickers - why not?"
She replies "I can't afford any on the money you give me".

He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here's £20,
go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt
over her head to reveal that she too is naked under it. "Hoots Mon
woman!

What d'ye have no knickers?" She too explains, "You don't give me
enough housekeeping money to be able to afford any".

The Scot reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of
decency here's a comb, tidy yourself up a bit.

:oooh: :D
Last edited by Fiestasi-Andy on Fri May 09, 2003 11:10 am, edited 1 time in total.
My Bad!

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Postby JamieFRST on Fri May 09, 2003 11:02 am

:lol: :lol: good one
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Postby TrekkieFRST on Fri May 09, 2003 11:05 am

Why is an Englishman, Irishman and scotsman handling Dollars instead of an english currency??

other than that :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Fiestasi-Andy on Fri May 09, 2003 11:11 am

TrekkieFRST :Why is an Englishman, Irishman and scotsman handling Dollars instead of an english currency??

other than that :lol: :lol: :lol:


edited :D
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Postby JamieFRST on Fri May 09, 2003 11:16 am

Didnt spot that :lol:
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Postby Tom_S on Fri May 09, 2003 11:32 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby elm_us on Fri May 09, 2003 3:18 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: nice 1
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Postby chumkila on Fri May 09, 2003 3:24 pm

:lol: wicked!
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Postby vannys burd on Fri May 09, 2003 3:58 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quality
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Postby chimp2k2 on Fri May 09, 2003 8:57 pm

LMA0

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