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by **Andyfloss03** on Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:00 pm

A man boarded a plane at Heathrow airport and, taking his seat as he

settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the aircraft.

He realised she was heading straight towards his seat, and bingo! She

took the seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he

blurted out: 'Business trip or holiday?'

She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, 'Business. I'm going to the

Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in New York.

The man swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever

seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for

nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, 'What's your

business role at this convention?'

'Lecturer', she responded. 'I use my experience to debunk some of the

popular myths about sexuality.'

'Really?' He smiled, 'What myths are those?'

'Well', she explained, 'one popular myth is that African-American men

are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American

Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.'

'Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when

actually it is men of Greek descent.'

'We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories

are the Irish.'

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. 'I'm sorry', she

said. I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even

know your name!'

'Tonto', the man said. 'Tonto Papadopoulos, but all my friends call me

Paddy.' :bonkers: