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Oh Deer......

Postby Ruishy1 on Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:57 pm

This is what happens when you hit a deer at 140 mph on the Autobahn.

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MMMMMM, V8 roasted venison :lol:
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Re: Oh Deer......

Postby - Danny Boy - on Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:35 pm

Not bad!!! :lol:
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Re: Oh Deer......

Postby spiderxr2 on Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:27 pm

That is fast food at it best :lol:
Cought and cooked in one go
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Re: Oh Deer......

Postby chazza on Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:03 pm

:oooh: :( thats gross :( poor thing
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Re: Oh Deer......

Postby jayrs on Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:29 am

bumper looks alright though :lol:

should of called the AA, yeah mate cant get no life out the engine :lol:

ill get me coat :cry:
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Re: Oh Deer......

Postby - Danny Boy - on Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:13 am

jayrs :bumper looks alright though :lol:

should of called the AA, yeah mate cant get no life out the engine :lol:

ill get me coat :cry:


:lol: i actually found that funny.. might be because ive had a few to drink though? oh well.. haha
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Re: Oh Deer......

Postby M1K3Y_B on Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:01 am

Seen this before a few times now.

Still sick though.
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Re: Oh Deer......

Postby fezanw on Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:30 am

seen it on another forum, I would love to know how it got in the front grill sized hole, what kind of speed must they have been doing to mash that up like that. Still nice and tender, and i like my meat to be bloody...NO innuendo!
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Postby jayrs on Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:27 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

feel sorry for who every wants to buy that engine! bet theres a good difference in price between the yard taking it out and the punter taking it out :lol:
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Postby Ruishy1 on Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:32 pm

feza its stated in my original post, the car was doing 140 mph on the autobahn :lol:

And jay id imagine the yard would pay you to take it out, unless they are all hillbillies, in which case dinner is served :lol:
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Postby M1K3Y_B on Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:19 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Oh Deer......

Postby - Danny Boy - on Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:17 pm

Couple more pics of it lol

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Postby jayrs on Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:18 pm

:lol: :lol:

and cheers for the extra pics, it looks like my spag bowl im eating like right now, or was :lol:
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Postby M1K3Y_B on Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:26 pm

jayrs ::lol: :lol:

and cheers for the extra pics, it looks like my spag bowl im eating like right now, or was :lol:


If it looked like that, i feel sorry for you :oooh:
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Postby Ruishy1 on Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:36 pm

M1K3Y_B :
jayrs ::lol: :lol:

and cheers for the extra pics, it looks like my spag bowl im eating like right now, or was :lol:


If it looked like that, i feel sorry for you :oooh:


:lol: :lol:
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Postby jayrs on Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:37 pm

oh its gone now, i ate it so cant post say :lol: :lol:
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Postby - Danny Boy - on Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:47 pm

Dont tell me.. the mrs cooked dinner? It sounds like she did if it looked like that! :lol: :lol:
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Postby jayrs on Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:00 pm

er, well no i did, well did i?, i put the mince in, cut the onion, put it on and then forgot about it, and she finished it off :lol:
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Postby M1K3Y_B on Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:03 pm

Thats good to here, let her clear up the mess :lol:

That way if it still looks s**t, then you can blame her anyway :P
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Postby jayrs on Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:08 pm

and theres me thinking no one would under stand :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby M1K3Y_B on Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:18 pm

As you can tell, i do understand :wink:
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Re: Oh Deer......

Postby Ruishy1 on Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:19 pm

me and the missus always cook together, for some reason we seem to have fun doing it, and the meal always comes out better :)
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Re: Oh Deer......

Postby - Danny Boy - on Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:52 pm

Ruishy1 :me and the missus always cook together, for some reason we seem to have fun doing it, and the meal always comes out better :)


oioi... sounds like you do more than cook in the kitchen ;) :lol:
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Postby M1K3Y_B on Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:31 am

:lol: :lol:
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Postby Ruishy1 on Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:56 pm

we f**k in the kitchen too, but you wouldnt know anything about that, being a pre-pubescent gammon slipper :lol:
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Postby - Danny Boy - on Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:55 pm

Ruishy1 :we f**k in the kitchen too, but you wouldnt know anything about that, being a pre-pubescent gammon slipper :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Dont ever try having sex in the bath... the water goes all over the floor! :lol:
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Postby jayrs on Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:02 pm

Danny Boy UK :
Ruishy1 :we f**k in the kitchen too, but you wouldnt know anything about that, being a pre-pubescent gammon slipper :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Dont ever try having sex in the bath... the water goes all over the floor! :lol:


well thats just easy, wait till she gets out, then shes got to get back in :lol: :lol:
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Re: Oh Deer......

Postby andymac on Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:16 pm

Old, posted a link to this a few weeks ago.

Still, impressively done :D
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