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[jayrs]

as the title says, what have you got today that was crap, pointless, plan nasty or a joke/laugh present

mine was a joke/laugh present, and it was a turn on chain a keyring of "the turds, mini world" called shat the ripper



i will be using it, not on my car keys though

come on, what ya get??

[xr2i_babe]

alcohol lol

[jayrs]

thats not pointless thats not anything apart from good

[xr2i_babe]

i love aclohol loll

[jayrs]

i know so what was thw worst you got then?

[xr2i_babe]

nt enuf alofcol

[jayrs]

[M1K3Y_B]

I got one pair of spongebob socks?

[xr2i_babe]

I got one pair of spongebob socks?

bit chewey?

[M1K3Y_B]

I don't make a habit of eating socks, so i couldn't tell you unfortunately

[xr2i_babe]

I don't make a habit of eating socks, so i couldn't tell you unfortunately

u do, u sent me tht video

[M1K3Y_B]

You promised me, you said you wouldn't mention it again

[xr2i_babe]

haha oops

[Tweek]

A sleeping bag which appears to be just about big enough for a 10yr old. Not to mention I already have a sleeping bag which is nice and warm and I use it many weeks of the year when working away

[jayrs]

spongbob socks
wee need pic's


sleeping bag aint that bad, theres fcuk all toy to you anyway wayne so prob fits just fine

[xr2i_babe]

hes a lanky fcuk tho aint he haha

[Tweek]

Lol! thanks chums, I love you too

Anyway, the sleeping bag's like 4ft long and I'm not far off 6ft

[M1K3Y_B]

spongbob socks
wee need pic's

Give me a second i will sort some one out in a second

They have a picture of spongebob dribbling, saying spit happens

[M1K3Y_B]

A sleeping bag which appears to be just about big enough for a 10yr old. Not to mention I already have a sleeping bag which is nice and warm and I use it many weeks of the year when working away

You seem to have missed the point there.

Its clearly a sleeping bag for your sleeping bag, so it doesn't get cold when your not using it

[Tweek]

I never thought of it like that, double insulation!

[fiend]

Got a few random presents this year..

A HUGE tv remote, used my phone to show how big it really is.



Racing Grannies!



Light up dice



Mullet Top Trump cards

[M1K3Y_B]

I never thought of it like that, double insulation!

Yeah, you know when you first get in the sleeping bag its always cold and takes forever to warm up?

Well with the sleeping bag bag this is not an issue, as the sleeping bag is warm as soon as you get in it

[Tweek]

You know what, I think Aaron wins this thread, I'm so glad I don't live with you for Christmas

[jayrs]

the sleeping bag isnt for you, its for the b1tches you pull when you away.
"oh no i dont fit in this sleeping bag"

wayne with big grin, "oh no, better come in this one theres plenty room......"

mate, theres always a use for that bag

Got a few random presents this year..

A HUGE tv remote, used my phone to show how big it really is.



Racing Grannies!



Light up dice



Mullet Top Trump cards

mate, thats one fcuk off remote, you got to be blind, special, or one of these people that always loses the remote to warrent that fcuker

mullt top trumps pat sharp has got to be a high scorer!

[M1K3Y_B]

How big is that remote, if you managed to loose that i would be suprised

His presents are awesome, especially granny racing

[M1K3Y_B]

Just took a picture of my socks, but can't find the lead now

Will look later today and post the pic up then

[jayrs]

ok mate.

was it just the socks then?

[M1K3Y_B]

I did also get some kind of carboard robot wars type thing too, if you want me to get a picture of that too

Nome of my present were pointless really

I have not had all my presents yet, there more to come tomorrow, you never know i could get one of those awful christmas knitted jumpers and then i would be the winner of the worst present

[jayrs]

the christmas jumper from ya nan or something

[M1K3Y_B]

The very same

I could of jinxed myself now

[Ruishy1]

i ididnt get any rubbish
the funniest things i got were a giant stress releving boob, a bell with "ring for sex" and a pair of homer simpson head slippers

man i love that boob though

[darren1593]

i got a heated windscreen wiper

[jayrs]

i got my missis boob to have a pop at when im stressed

a heated wind screen wiper

[darren1593]

my unlce i dont really talk to just buys me s**t every year.

i am going to try use it wen my windscreen freezes up next see if it works

[M1K3Y_B]

i got a heated windscreen wiper

That would be good if it worked

Plus i have just got the joke of my sock, 'Spit happens'