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Only open if there is a toilet near by...

Postby FiestaBen on Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:15 am

http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=8063

Don't think I've laughed so much since I posted that big thing metro :lol: :lol:
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Postby dontpannic on Fri Mar 06, 2009 2:25 pm

Thats been on these forums so many times now :lol:
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Postby Chris 2i on Fri Mar 06, 2009 2:43 pm

those pics are a wip - it's been finished now :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby M1K3Y_B on Fri Mar 06, 2009 2:46 pm

No words can explain what i am thinking :lol:
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Postby FiestaBen on Fri Mar 06, 2009 5:37 pm

llama!! I must have been laughing for 5 mins straight after seeing that! what in gods name was he thinking?! what's with the bamboo all over the rear bumper?! god that's made my week
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Re: Only open if there is a toilet near by...

Postby - Danny Boy - on Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:16 pm

This is what i done...

:oooh: :aaah: :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

lol, thats is shocking! How anyone could think that looks good needs to be shot!

That is... i cant even think of words to say how bad it is! Lets just say it looks about as good as someones underwear after they couldnt get to the toilet in time... :lol:
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Re: Only open if there is a toilet near by...

Postby M1K3Y_B on Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:20 pm

Danny Boy UK :Lets just say it looks about as good as someones underwear after they couldnt get to the toilet in time... :lol:


A big wet patch? :-?
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Re: Only open if there is a toilet near by...

Postby stevo™ on Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:06 pm

i bet with all that filler its 0-60 is never
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Postby - Danny Boy - on Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:35 pm

M1K3Y_B :
Danny Boy UK :Lets just say it looks about as good as someones underwear after they couldnt get to the toilet in time... :lol:


A big wet patch? :-?


Brown one ;) :lol:
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Re: Only open if there is a toilet near by...

Postby FiestaBen on Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:57 pm

stevo™ :i bet with all that filler its 0-60 is never


I was thinking that!

That car must now weigh like 15 times what it did when standard!
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Postby Minstral on Sat Mar 07, 2009 8:43 pm

dont even know how it is possible to dream up something like that, and then they go and do it :lol:
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Re: Only open if there is a toilet near by...

Postby Hilton HS2 on Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:04 pm

Bet he's french
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Re: Only open if there is a toilet near by...

Postby rslove on Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:21 pm

first time ive seen that pile of cr*p :lol: :lol:
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Re: Only open if there is a toilet near by...

Postby EUFez on Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:07 pm

He could at least lower the cardboard box. :lol:
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Re: Only open if there is a toilet near by...

Postby Ruishy1 on Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:53 pm

been shown so many time before its not even remotely amusing any more
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