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by **Summer22** on Wed Apr 23, 2003 6:45 pm

1.) Male: Haven't I seen you some place before?

Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

2.)Male: Is this seat empty?

Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down.

3.)Male: Your place or mine?

Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine.

4.)Male: So, what do you do for a living.

Female: I'm a female impersonator.

5.)Male: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Female: DO NOT ENTER.

6.)Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Female: Unfertilized.

7.)Male: Your body's like a temple

Female: Sorry, there are no services today.

8.)Male: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Female: But would you please stay there?

9.)Male: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.

Female: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

by **~Vix~** on Wed Apr 23, 2003 7:08 pm

seen them before but they're still funny! :lol:

by **Ollie** on Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:57 pm

Male: Would you like to dance?

Female: No thank you.

Male: Don't thank me, thank god somebody asked you!

by **vannys burd** on Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:14 pm

by **Brycey** on Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:44 pm

Ollie :Male: Would you like to dance?

Female: No thank you.

Male: Don't thank me, thank god somebody asked you!

by **chimp2k2** on Wed Apr 23, 2003 10:10 pm

Ollie :Male: Would you like to dance?

Female: No thank you.

Male: Don't thank me, thank god somebody asked you!

by **vanny magnet** on Wed Apr 23, 2003 10:42 pm

Mate has a favourite :rolleyes:

Fancy a fcuk !

Hes had a couple of slaps and a few walks away, but hes had some rumpy pumpy from it too :lol:

by **Tom_S** on Thu Apr 24, 2003 12:24 am

Summer22 :Male: Is this seat empty?

Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down.

Male: That's because you'll be on your knees sucking my d**k

by **KitKat** on Thu Apr 24, 2003 12:41 am

Ollie :Male: Would you like to dance?

Female: No thank you.

Male: Don't thank me, thank god somebody asked you!

Ollie the come back king!!

by **DaveZetec** on Thu Apr 24, 2003 10:34 am

Male : DO you like Jewelry?
Female : Erm, Yes..
Male : Well suck my 12 then, its a gem :lol:

by TJ on Thu Apr 24, 2003 11:20 am

Class¬

by **Ollie** on Thu Apr 24, 2003 12:30 pm

4.)Male: So, what do you do for a living.

Female: I'm a female impersonator.

Male: Are you facing redundancy soon?

5.)Male: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Female: DO NOT ENTER.

Male: Really? I could of sworn it was "Wide load".

7.)Male: Your body's like a temple

Female: Sorry, there are no services today.

Male: I meant it's slightly run down and mostly frequented by old people.

by **DuncanFRST** on Thu Apr 24, 2003 12:36 pm

Male: Haven't I seen you some place before?

Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Male: That's funny. I heard it was because everyone there called you a fat slut!

by **Summer22** on Thu Apr 24, 2003 12:45 pm

Ollie :7.)Male: Your body's like a temple

Female: Sorry, there are no services today.

Male: I meant it's slightly run down and mostly frequented by old people.

Female: Which explains why you came over

by **Andy Si** on Thu Apr 24, 2003 2:09 pm

Male: Would you like to dance?

Female: No thank you.

Male: Sorry i dont think you heard me correctly, i said you look fat in that dress :wink:

by **Andy Si** on Thu Apr 24, 2003 2:11 pm

Or you approach two birds and talk to the ugly one:

Male: Would you like to dance?

Ugg: yeah i'd love to

Male: Good, go on then as i want to talk to your friend :wink:

by **KitKat** on Thu Apr 24, 2003 4:07 pm

Ollie :4.)Male: So, what do you do for a living.

Female: I'm a female impersonator.

Male: Are you facing redundancy soon?

5.)Male: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Female: DO NOT ENTER.

Male: Really? I could of sworn it was "Wide load".

7.)Male: Your body's like a temple

Female: Sorry, there are no services today.

Male: I meant it's slightly run down and mostly frequented by old people.

Your tallents are wasted on someone that never goes clubbing!!

by **elm_us** on Thu Apr 24, 2003 10:01 pm

Ollie :4.)Male: So, what do you do for a living.

Female: I'm a female impersonator.

Male: Are you facing redundancy soon?

5.)Male: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Female: DO NOT ENTER.

Male: Really? I could of sworn it was "Wide load".

7.)Male: Your body's like a temple

Female: Sorry, there are no services today.

Male: I meant it's slightly run down and mostly frequented by old people.

llama thats some funny spork :lol:

by **Gav** on Thu Apr 24, 2003 10:16 pm

Male: Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
Famale: Nope, it's a ladder - I've got the painters in...

:lol:

Ewww

by **elm_us** on Thu Apr 24, 2003 11:58 pm

Gav :Male: Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
Famale: Nope, it's a ladder - I've got the painters in...

Ewww

by **Gav** on Fri Apr 25, 2003 12:32 am

elm_us :
Gav :Male: Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
Famale: Nope, it's a ladder - I've got the painters in...

Ewww

I know, sorry :lol:

it was bloody disgusting :lol:

by **elm_us** on Fri Apr 25, 2003 12:48 am

Gav :
elm_us :
Gav :Male: Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
Famale: Nope, it's a ladder - I've got the painters in...

Ewww

I know, sorry it was bloody disgusting

by **KitKat** on Fri Apr 25, 2003 1:24 am

But it is funny :lol:

by **vannys burd** on Sun Apr 27, 2003 6:25 pm

Summer22 :
Ollie :7.)Male: Your body's like a temple

Female: Sorry, there are no services today.

Male: I meant it's slightly run down and mostly frequented by old people.

Female: Which explains why you came over

Good one summer :wink:

by **~Em~** on Sun Apr 27, 2003 7:01 pm

They are funny as.... :lol:

by **Ollie** on Sun Apr 27, 2003 7:47 pm

KitKat :
Ollie :4.)Male: So, what do you do for a living.

Female: I'm a female impersonator.

Male: Are you facing redundancy soon?

5.)Male: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Female: DO NOT ENTER.

Male: Really? I could of sworn it was "Wide load".

7.)Male: Your body's like a temple

Female: Sorry, there are no services today.

Male: I meant it's slightly run down and mostly frequented by old people.

Your tallents are wasted on someone that never goes clubbing!!