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prison!!!

Postby RSFesterSports on Thu May 15, 2003 10:18 am

A prisoner escapes from the prison where he had been held for 15
years.

On the run, he breaks into a house looking for money and guns
but
instead, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed, ties
him up on a chair and ties the girl to the bed. While tying the girl up he
gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up and goes to the
bathroom. While he's out of the room the husband tells his wife, "Listen,
this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent
lots
of time in prison, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed
your neck.

If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what
tells
you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry,
he'll kill us.

"Be strong, honey. I love you". The wife responds, "He was not
kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay and
found you very sexy and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.

"Be strong, honey. I love you too..."
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Postby Project on Thu May 15, 2003 10:57 am

Ohh momma, pass the snorkel... :aaah:
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Postby chumkila on Thu May 15, 2003 10:59 am

:lol: :o :lol:
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Postby TJ on Thu May 15, 2003 12:32 pm

pimsle :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Honestly aint heard that before, i like it!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Ollie on Thu May 15, 2003 12:59 pm

Heard it before, but it's still funny. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Jam_Mk4 on Thu May 15, 2003 1:24 pm

thats quality m8 :lol: :lol: :lol:

a genuine funny joke 4 a change! :D
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Postby elm_us on Thu May 15, 2003 3:00 pm

LMFAO classic
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Postby JamieFRST on Thu May 15, 2003 3:11 pm

Never heard that before :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby ~Vix~ on Thu May 15, 2003 6:58 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Postby Dookie on Thu May 15, 2003 8:07 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby RS RUDEBOY on Fri May 16, 2003 7:42 pm

fcuking quality :lol: :lol:
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Postby vanny magnet on Fri May 16, 2003 10:36 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Im like a Prison convict, im always in bars :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby XR_Craig on Fri May 16, 2003 10:41 pm

:lol: quality
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