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[Brad]

Deari insane and nomad,

i seem to have a penis that is FAR too big. I thought it was cool at first but now the ladies are starting to say it hurts too much, and I don't know what i can do.

please help me..........

[Brycey]

[InS@nE]

right where shall we start...


how long have you had this problem... as we have been informed that you have been using a dodgy inported chinese 'conquering device' pump, we have been informed from the supliers that there is a slight fault and have been known to actully to produce double the effects........


as of yet there is no cure................ i'm afraid you are destined to a life of only being able to make love to small donkeys or other such sized animals,

oh well s**t happens mate

[AdrianFRST]

i'm afraid you are destined to a life of only being able to make love to small donkeys or other such sized animals,

methinks phil si has been using one of these chinese pumps for a while :
http://www.fiestaturbo.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=14851

[~nomad~]

Does it poke you in the eye when you get exicted?

[dorno]

Does it poke you in the eye when you get exicted?

I hate it when I get exicted.

[AdrianFRST]

i'm afraid you are destined to a life of only being able to make love to small donkeys or other such sized animals,

methinks phil si has been using one of these chinese pumps for a while :
http://www.fiestaturbo.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=14851

Hang on! wtf, I posted that, why am I guest :S have i been banned or something?

[DaveZetec]

oh i see, this bit of the forum doesnt seems to mind me not being logged in

Ade! fix it quick before it gets abused!

[Swanick]

[AdrianFRST]

[AdrianFRST]

1.1 power loves the 'conquering device'

[AdrianFRST]

[Brad]

Just to make a point clear.

When I wrote that post, I was getting to a state called DRUNK.

Ins@[ERRR] was stood behind me telling me to write a problem, as he wanted someone to post the first ever problem.

Sorry.

[InS@nE]

Just to make a point clear.

When I wrote that post, I was getting to a state called DRUNK.

Ins@[ERRR] was stood behind me telling me to write a problem, as he wanted someone to post the first ever problem.

Sorry.

yeah tis true brad infact is famale

[~Vix~]

you're all mad!

[InS@nE]

and you were yet again pissed

[~Vix~]

not half as pissed as last time! i stayed on my feet all night!

[InS@nE]

just

[~Vix~]

i didnt throw up either!


someone did outside the front door though! ewwwwwww!

& i could stand up perfectly straight!

[InS@nE]

only while holding on to sumfin

and the sick on the floor was from lee, he puked out the bedroom window

[~Vix~]

ewwwwwww

ok i couldnt stand up all the time, but most of the time i was fine!

[andymac]

not half as pissed as last time! i stayed on my feet all night!

Not quite *cough*

[andymac]

only while holding on to sumfin

and the sick on the floor was from lee, he puked out the bedroom window

And what were you doing in the bedroom with Lee huh ??

[~Vix~]

not half as pissed as last time! i stayed on my feet all night!

Not quite *cough*

i didnt know i fell on u! someone pushed me!:P honest!

[Mav Singh]

u could try cutting off the access?