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Postby xr2i_babe on Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:31 pm

i laughed all the way thru reading this ad! haha

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... escription
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Postby Tweek on Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:32 pm

That's quite good and original :D :lol:
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Re: quality ebay ad!

Postby trecoll on Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:41 pm

Nice one, But why are you looking at r*vers?
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Postby Tweek on Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:44 pm

Because anything's better than a Corsa
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Postby xr2i_babe on Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:48 pm

Tweek :Because anything's better than a Corsa

:O thats not very nice now is it :(
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Postby M1K3Y_B on Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:15 am

Rather amusing if i do say so myself :lol:
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Postby Hilton HS2 on Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:01 am

the horse part made me lol
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Postby - Danny Boy - on Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:08 pm

:lol: :lol: thats so good! :D
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Postby Ratspeed on Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:54 am

That is good! and nearly 15000 views!?!
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Postby Tweek on Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:32 am

I've just spent a few mins reading through all the questions, so good :lol: :lol: :lol:

I wish to put right a few issues with your advert. You state the windows do not work, the heater is faulty, the exhaust is noisy etc. You have obviously never read the Rover 214si handbook, 112.338.76 version C. These are not 'faults', merely features of this vintage of Rover


Thank you for your enquiry. The Rover can accommodate 5 illegal immigrants in comfort and if you blacked out the windows I feel sure that you could get the occupants past customs. I am afraid I can only help you if you are ferrying them out of the UK rather than in to it though, if that's what you were planning then we could probably fit a couple in the boot as well.
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Postby dontpannic on Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:23 pm

The guy is a legend. I may stick a bid on just to meet him :lol:
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Postby Kittie on Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:29 pm

:lol: That kept me amused for a bit
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Postby knuckles on Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:58 pm

Tweek :Because anything's better than a Corsa


i think thats two things we both agree on now :wink:
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Postby xr2i_babe on Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:09 pm

knuckles :
Tweek :Because anything's better than a Corsa


i think thats two things we both agree on now :wink:

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Postby jonyb4 on Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:04 am

haah this is soo funny, and well said on the corsa bit wayne haha
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Postby woody23 on Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:58 am

Ha thats brightened up the morning!!
wouldnd sold as seen done it tho
love the QnA :lol:
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Postby FRST SILVER on Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:56 am

:lol: :lol: thats quality...

any good memories... yes when i hit my bosses car :lol: :lol:
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Postby FRST SILVER on Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:18 am

61000 views now :o
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Postby singlecharge on Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:56 pm

Lol at the illegal imigrants comment :lol:
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Postby xr2i_babe on Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:02 pm

lol looks like ebay has removed it?
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Postby M1K3Y_B on Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:24 pm

xr2i_babe :lol looks like ebay has removed it?


More than Likely, they always do.

They never see the funny side :rolleyes:
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