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[jayrs]

3 men on there honey moon are talking, each one reckons he will make love to his new wife the most that night,
they decide to let each other know the amont of times they make love to there wife by the amount of toast thay order at beakfast the next morning so the wifes dont get suspicious.

next morning, the first man orders 3 bits of toast,
the second man orders 4 bits of toast, and looks very pleased with himself, untill the third man says in a very loud voice...

i would like 6 bits of toast, and make 2 of them brown!

[- Danny Boy -]

classic

[MENACE]

quality

[Ruishy1]

in the words of a famous cartoon dog " thats ma boy ! "

[M1K3Y_B]

Ruishy1 only ever eats brown toast, he says it reminds him about all the boys hes done

[Ruishy1]

i only ever eat brown toast, it reminds him about all the boys ive done

Thats shocking admiting to that mate

I can edit things too you know, would you really like to see how far this can be taken

[frstvanman]

thats wicked

[jayrs]

[M1K3Y_B]

You need to stop making my secrets public knowledge, i thought i could trust you

[Ruishy1]

i can only be trusted if i trust you

[M1K3Y_B]

You can trust me, i think

[Rhinopower]

the two of you get a fudgekin room for god sake

[M1K3Y_B]

No, because thats exactly what he wants

[jayrs]

dont come in with comments, who kows how much toast he would be wanting in the morning

[Ruishy1]

dont come in with comments, who kows how much toast he would be wanting in the morning

18 slices, and an ice pack for him

[M1K3Y_B]

[jayrs]

thats just wrong

[M1K3Y_B]

Whenever Ruishy is around, remember arses against the wall lads

[Ruishy1]

Whenever Ruishy is around, remember arses against the wall lads

ive had more women than you have had hot dinners, im the last person on this board that you need to worry about

[M1K3Y_B]

Ive had more men than you have had hot dinners, im the person on this board that you need to worry about

Really

But thanks for the warning mate

[jayrs]

Ruishy1.
how do you know hes ever had a hot meal in his life!

[Ruishy1]

Ruishy1.
how do you know hes ever had a hot meal in his life!

by the way he keeps turning everything gay, i dont think he has ever had a women in his life either

[M1K3Y_B]

Ruishy1.
how do you know hes ever had a hot meal in his life!

by the way he keeps turning everything gay, i dont think he has ever had a women in his life either

Now you have just called us both gay

Jokes aside, i am fully aware that we are both not gay

[Ruishy1]

Ruishy1.
how do you know hes ever had a hot meal in his life!

by the way he keeps turning everything gay, i dont think he has ever had a women in his life either

Now you have just called us both gay

Jokes aside, i am fully aware that we are both not gay

i dont know about you but im sure im not, and thats enough for me, il probably never meet you so i dont really care

[jayrs]

how the fcuk it get onto gays?

[M1K3Y_B]

It was my fault, i believe

[Ruishy1]

look to Homo Erectus above me

[jayrs]

[M1K3Y_B]

In this post it was my fault, but the whole gay thing started because of Homoking ruishy changing one of my post in a quote, in another thread

[Ruishy1]

In this post it was my fault, but the whole gay thing started because of Homoking ruishy changing one of my post in a quote, in another thread

i think you will find you did it first, i merely carried it on

[M1K3Y_B]

That is where your wrong my friend, this is where it all started.

I'am gay 100%

same here...

bloody hell

Remember now?

in this thread:

http://www.fiestaturbo.com/forums/moddifying-vt172103/

[jayrs]

[Ruishy1]

*ahem* read slightly further down that thread and you will find the culprit admitting to who started it

[M1K3Y_B]

s**t, busted

[Ruishy1]

im never wrong mate
apart from those times when im not right