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Reasons to love men

Postby Summer22 on Fri Apr 25, 2003 11:39 pm

They've got that comfortable place on their shoulder that's
perfect for snuggling into while we fall asleep.

They're at peace with their bodies, except for
maybe some minor anxiety over height, weight, and baldness.

They're enthusiastic about our bodies, even when we're not.

They fall in love so hard, once they finally fall.

Chest hair, forearm hair and the feel of a newly shaved cheek.

Bravery around snakes, waterbugs, bats and flat tires.

Their unapologetic lust for a nice hunk of beef or chocolate cake.

Their ability to solve problems simply by throwing a ball around.

The glimpse you get, when they wear their
baseball cap backward, of their inner Little Leaguer.

How tender they get when they cry, and how seldom they do it.

What they lack in talk, they tend to make up for in action.

They make excellent companions when driving through
rough neighborhoods or walking past dark alleys.

They really love their moms. They remind us of our dads.

They don't mind accompanying a woman to a party
even though she looks like a movie star and they look like the chauffeur.

Their near-endless appetite for discussing the ins
and outs of work and money - ours as well as theirs.

Their genuine ardor for tinkering with toilets,
changing oil and assembling gas grills - jobs any
intelligent woman can do but would be nuts to volunteer for.

They never care what their horoscope,
their mother-in-law, nor the neighbors say.

They rarely lie about their age, their weight, or their clothing size.

How awestruck they are in the face
of a Wonderbra or a homemade cookie.

How nice their butts look in jeans.

How nice their hands look holding ours.

Their face is a treasure to behold when
they give us a present they picked out

Their ignorance is usually amusing

They have a great sense of competition

They give great hugs, ( and always melt
our hearts when a sweet "I love you" is added)

Though they often try to hide it,
they're very tenderhearted and caring

They have an uncanny ability to look deeply into
our eyes and connect with our heart,
even when we don't want them to

They don't care whether colors match, but
are willing to be concerned if we want them to be

They give us a peek at the little boy
inside when they get sick or happy or hurt.
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Postby elm_us on Sat Apr 26, 2003 1:15 am

:D its true :P
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Postby Bash on Sat Apr 26, 2003 2:11 am

angel blooo
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Postby TJ on Sat Apr 26, 2003 8:16 am

And they have a magic lolly!
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Postby vannys burd on Sat Apr 26, 2003 12:40 pm

Awwwww sweet words



They give great hugs, ( and always melt
our hearts when a sweet "I love you" is added)


Like that one!! :D :D
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Postby TJ on Sat Apr 26, 2003 12:45 pm

vannys burd :Awwwww sweet words



They give great hugs, ( and always melt
our hearts when a sweet "I love you" is added)


Like that one!! :D :D



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Postby vannys burd on Sat Apr 26, 2003 12:59 pm

TJ :
vannys burd :Awwwww sweet words



They give great hugs, ( and always melt
our hearts when a sweet "I love you" is added)


Like that one!! :D :D



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Postby TJ on Sat Apr 26, 2003 1:07 pm

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Postby vannys burd on Sat Apr 26, 2003 1:14 pm

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:P :P :P :lol: :lol:
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Re: Reasons to love men

Postby Ollie on Sat Apr 26, 2003 1:56 pm

Summer22 :They have an uncanny ability to look deeply into
our eyes and connect with our heart,
even when we don't want them to.


:wink: :)


Summer22 :They don't care whether colors match, but
are willing to be concerned if we want them to be.


:D :lol: :D
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Postby vanny magnet on Sat Apr 26, 2003 4:10 pm

lol @ TJ and VB

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Reasons to love men

Postby digita1dragon on Sun Apr 27, 2003 2:40 pm

Summer22 :all the stuff up there

and on that note......
hi ladies! :D
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Postby ~Vix~ on Sun Apr 27, 2003 2:49 pm

:lol: it aint all true! :p
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Postby elm_us on Sun Apr 27, 2003 2:55 pm

~Vix~ ::lol: it aint all true! :p


u need to find the right one :P
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Postby ~Vix~ on Sun Apr 27, 2003 2:56 pm

:lol: dont think i ever will then!
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Postby elm_us on Sun Apr 27, 2003 3:05 pm

~Vix~ ::lol: dont think i ever will then!


:rolleyes:
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Postby ~Vix~ on Sun Apr 27, 2003 3:06 pm

:P
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Postby elm_us on Sun Apr 27, 2003 3:10 pm

~Vix~ ::P


dont start somthing i cant finish :lol:
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Postby ~Vix~ on Sun Apr 27, 2003 3:53 pm

:lol: ok i'll be good :D
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