Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

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Four sandwiches consist of how many pieces of bread?

2
9
10%
4
34
41%
6
0
No votes
8
39
47%
 
Total votes : 82

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby jayrs on Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:20 pm

a round of toast is what ever the given person making that toast feels is enough, of corse it wont be 1, a round starts at 2 and goes up, the burning question is, how many slices of bread in a round if someone is tight and to someone that isnt tight :lol:
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Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby dontpannic on Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:05 pm

jayrs :a round of toast is what ever the given person making that toast feels is enough, of corse it wont be 1, a round starts at 2 and goes up, the burning question is, how many slices of bread in a round if someone is tight and to someone that isnt tight :lol:


Pun intended? :lol:
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Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby jayrs on Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:34 pm

not at all :lol:
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Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby dontpannic on Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:36 pm

Just seemed too much of a coincidence, haha :lol: :lol:
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Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby M1K3Y_B on Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:38 am

If someone is tight, i guess its just a case of getting as much in as possible :lol:
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Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby jayrs on Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:03 pm

hmm, well as we on about toast now...


3 men on there honey moon are talking, each one reckons he will make love to his new wife the most that night,
they decide to let each other know the amont of times they make love to there wife by the amount of toast thay order at beakfast the next morning so the wifes dont get suspicious.

next morning, the first man orders 3 bits of toast,
the second man orders 4 bits of toast, and looks very pleased with himself, untill the third man says in a very loud voice...

i would like 6 bits of toast, and make 2 of them brown!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby M1K3Y_B on Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:19 pm

jayrs :hmm, well as we on about toast now...


3 men on there honey moon are talking, each one reckons he will make love to his new wife the most that night,
they decide to let each other know the amont of times they make love to there wife by the amount of toast thay order at beakfast the next morning so the wifes dont get suspicious.

next morning, the first man orders 3 bits of toast,
the second man orders 4 bits of toast, and looks very pleased with himself, untill the third man says in a very loud voice...

i would like 6 bits of toast, and make 2 of them brown!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol:
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Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby heeman10 on Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:08 pm

Steve - Let it go. The answer is 8.

That is all :)


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