[phpBB Debug] PHP Notice: in file /includes/bbcode.php on line 191: Undefined array key 2
[phpBB Debug] PHP Notice: in file /includes/bbcode.php on line 191: Undefined array key 2
[phpBB Debug] PHP Notice: in file /includes/bbcode.php on line 191: Undefined array key 2
[phpBB Debug] PHP Notice: in file /includes/bbcode.php on line 191: Undefined array key 2
[phpBB Debug] PHP Notice: in file /includes/bbcode.php on line 191: Undefined array key 2
[phpBB Debug] PHP Notice: in file /includes/bbcode.php on line 191: Undefined array key 2
[phpBB Debug] PHP Notice: in file /includes/bbcode.php on line 191: Undefined array key 2
[phpBB Debug] PHP Notice: in file /includes/functions.php on line 4336: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /includes/functions.php:3825)
[phpBB Debug] PHP Notice: in file /includes/functions.php on line 4338: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /includes/functions.php:3825)
[phpBB Debug] PHP Notice: in file /includes/functions.php on line 4339: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /includes/functions.php:3825)
[phpBB Debug] PHP Notice: in file /includes/functions.php on line 4340: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /includes/functions.php:3825)
Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman! : Random Distractions - Page 3 | Fiesta Forums

Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Jokes, random babbling and personal crisis counseling.

Four sandwiches consist of how many pieces of bread?

2
9
10%
4
34
41%
6
0
No votes
8
39
47%
 
Total votes : 82

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby xrsi on Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:15 pm

heeman10 :Big writing - the correct solution to every argument!

Unfortunately, everyone on Steve's side is wrong, regardless of the size of the font you use.



only reason it was large is that it was blindingly obvious and couldnt believe that no one had thought of that possibility!!!

but james - your wrong! :lol:
xrsi
XR(ustyAtTheMo)SI
XR(ustyAtTheMo)SI
 
Posts: 7351
Joined: Thu Jan 01, 1970 1:00 am
Location: shropshire

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby niracka on Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:05 pm

Well i'v said 8.

I truly believe that a sandwich consists of a top and a bottom slice. Therfore not a top and a bottom half slice. which, as already stated is a half arsed pikey roll.
These abominations are all to comonly mistaken as sandwiches. :rolleyes:
Image
niracka
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
 
Posts: 2653
Joined: Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:12 pm
Location: Elgin - Sctoland Drives: E46 M3
Your car: E46 M3

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby Ollie on Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:23 pm

xrsi :but james - your wrong! :lol:


James has always been wrong. ;) :lol:
Image
Ollie
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
 
Posts: 11761
Joined: Thu Aug 08, 2002 8:38 am
Location: Northants
Your car: VW Polo SEL 1.6 TDI

Car: 1988 Ford Fiesta XR2

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby ~nomad~ on Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:46 am

heeman10 :Big writing - the correct solution to every argument!

Unfortunately, everyone on Steve's side is wrong, regardless of the size of the font you use.


:lol: :lol: :lol: so true!
Image
:2004 Merc Vito: - :1983 Nissan Datsun 280zx: - :1992 GT Pro Series: - :2012 Mondraker Dune R:
~nomad~
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
User avatar
Posts: 12504
Joined: Fri Jan 18, 2002 12:00 am
Location: hertfordshire
Your car: Breadvan

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby edders on Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:41 pm

i like the fact that even though he cheated the polls he still managed to loose.
8 slices, 4 Sandwiches.
Image
edders
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
 
Posts: 1318
Joined: Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:51 pm
Location: Leigh, Manchester

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby niracka on Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:09 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Image
niracka
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
 
Posts: 2653
Joined: Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:12 pm
Location: Elgin - Sctoland Drives: E46 M3
Your car: E46 M3

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby heeman10 on Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:39 pm

edders :i like the fact that even though he cheated the polls he still managed to loose.

Unfortunately, he noticed that, and has swapped them back again! :lol:
Image
James .:. 193bhp/245lbft Zetec Turbo Mk3. Click sig for conversion thread + videos .:.
heeman10
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
User avatar
Posts: 28746
Joined: Fri Nov 08, 2002 5:32 pm
Location: Somerset
Your car: Audi TT TDI Quattro S line

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby JayC on Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:47 pm

the answer is simple...



























just use your LOAF! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

i wonder if it was just me who found that funny? :Q
Image
Project62 ~ my baby
2Liter Fiesta Si Thread:)
JayC
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
User avatar
Posts: 1685
Joined: Tue Sep 14, 2004 2:19 pm
Location: Somerset Drives: 2.0 Si Reworking: Fueling

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby heeman10 on Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:05 pm

Yes :)
Image
James .:. 193bhp/245lbft Zetec Turbo Mk3. Click sig for conversion thread + videos .:.
heeman10
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
User avatar
Posts: 28746
Joined: Fri Nov 08, 2002 5:32 pm
Location: Somerset
Your car: Audi TT TDI Quattro S line

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby jayrs on Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:09 pm

:lol: :lol:

coat

door


any order mate :lol: :lol: :lol:
jayrs
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
User avatar
Posts: 31520
Joined: Mon Apr 19, 2004 10:32 pm
Location: I.O.W
Your car: FRST, XR2, ST170, ST225

Car: 1991 Ford Fiesta RS Turbo

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby JayC on Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:18 pm

lol.. knew youde like that one :) :aviator:

uberjoking aside.. have you and steve come to a resolve yet?

you should sit down with a few slices and some quality ham and work it out... i think its the only way

i still havent voted.. but im a sort of bread to content ratio person, i cant stand sarnies without enought ham slices in, if im hungry and have turkey aswell i sometimes even do triple deckers?
Image
Project62 ~ my baby
2Liter Fiesta Si Thread:)
JayC
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
User avatar
Posts: 1685
Joined: Tue Sep 14, 2004 2:19 pm
Location: Somerset Drives: 2.0 Si Reworking: Fueling

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby heeman10 on Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:24 pm

JayC :you should sit down with a few slices and some quality ham and work it out... i think its the only way

I like your thinking :lol:

Everyone bar about four people in the world, plus Steve, is in agreement that there are indeed eight slices in four sandwiches 8)
Image
James .:. 193bhp/245lbft Zetec Turbo Mk3. Click sig for conversion thread + videos .:.
heeman10
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
User avatar
Posts: 28746
Joined: Fri Nov 08, 2002 5:32 pm
Location: Somerset
Your car: Audi TT TDI Quattro S line

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby niracka on Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:01 am

heeman10 :
JayC :you should sit down with a few slices and some quality ham and work it out... i think its the only way

I like your thinking :lol:

Everyone bar about four people in the world, plus Steve, is in agreement that there are indeed eight slices in four sandwiches 8)


Yea and whats their deal anyways???????? :rolleyes:
Image
niracka
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
 
Posts: 2653
Joined: Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:12 pm
Location: Elgin - Sctoland Drives: E46 M3
Your car: E46 M3

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby UncleMike on Sat Dec 01, 2007 1:31 pm

Yea deffo 8 slices :D and triple deckers are always on the cards for me if im feeling a bit peckish :D
UncleMike
Newbie Poster
Newbie Poster
 
Posts: 37
Joined: Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:03 pm

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby Capri on Sat Dec 01, 2007 1:43 pm

heeman10 :
JayC :you should sit down with a few slices and some quality ham and work it out... i think its the only way

I like your thinking :lol:

Everyone bar about four people in the world, plus Steve, is in agreement that there are indeed eight slices in four sandwiches 8)


The poll does not seem to reflect your thinking. :P
My name is Alex. I used to have a Capri. I don't anymore. But I'm still called Capri.
Capri
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
User avatar
Posts: 13015
Joined: Sun Dec 09, 2001 12:00 am
Location: Tunbridge Wells
Your car: 1989 Citroen BX GTi 16v

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby JayC on Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:27 pm

UncleMike :Yea deffo 8 slices :D and triple deckers are always on the cards for me if im feeling a bit peckish :D



do you like me feel left out by the fact they have only catered for the even slice sandwich makers?

its discrimination
Image
Project62 ~ my baby
2Liter Fiesta Si Thread:)
JayC
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
User avatar
Posts: 1685
Joined: Tue Sep 14, 2004 2:19 pm
Location: Somerset Drives: 2.0 Si Reworking: Fueling

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby jayrs on Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:53 pm

Capri :
heeman10 :
JayC :you should sit down with a few slices and some quality ham and work it out... i think its the only way

I like your thinking :lol:

Everyone bar about four people in the world, plus Steve, is in agreement that there are indeed eight slices in four sandwiches 8)


The poll does not seem to reflect your thinking. :P


yeah but 7 people reckon it takes 2 slices so the votes are a bit off :lol: :lol: :lol:
jayrs
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
User avatar
Posts: 31520
Joined: Mon Apr 19, 2004 10:32 pm
Location: I.O.W
Your car: FRST, XR2, ST170, ST225

Car: 1991 Ford Fiesta RS Turbo

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby niracka on Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:23 pm

I can see this becoming another one of these stupid threads that just goes on forever like the red vs white thread :lol: :lol:
Image
niracka
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
 
Posts: 2653
Joined: Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:12 pm
Location: Elgin - Sctoland Drives: E46 M3
Your car: E46 M3

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby jayrs on Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:26 pm

yeah but that ended (capri had enough :lol: ) and red came out as the best so theres no reason everone who thinks its less than 8 wont see the light :lol: :lol: :lol:
jayrs
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
User avatar
Posts: 31520
Joined: Mon Apr 19, 2004 10:32 pm
Location: I.O.W
Your car: FRST, XR2, ST170, ST225

Car: 1991 Ford Fiesta RS Turbo

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby heeman10 on Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:13 pm

Capri :The poll does not seem to reflect your thinking. :P

I think that might have something to do with Steve editing the options and swapping 4 and 8 around about 5 times a day to ensure he wins :lol:
Image
James .:. 193bhp/245lbft Zetec Turbo Mk3. Click sig for conversion thread + videos .:.
heeman10
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
User avatar
Posts: 28746
Joined: Fri Nov 08, 2002 5:32 pm
Location: Somerset
Your car: Audi TT TDI Quattro S line

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby Captain Tightpants on Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:22 pm

heeman10 :
Capri :The poll does not seem to reflect your thinking. :P

I think that might have something to do with Steve editing the options and swapping 4 and 8 around about 5 times a day to ensure he wins :lol:


Lies!! :D

Your wrong.

4 Slices

Steve
Image
Captain Tightpants
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
User avatar
Posts: 3723
Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2004 8:25 pm
Location: Somerset

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby Capri on Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:58 am

heeman10 :
Capri :The poll does not seem to reflect your thinking. :P

I think that might have something to do with Steve editing the options and swapping 4 and 8 around about 5 times a day to ensure he wins :lol:


That'd actually be impossible, because if you edit the poll, phpBB resets the votes. So even if he did do that, it would start again from 0, and you'd still get a true and accurate reflection of the opinion of the voting populus :P
My name is Alex. I used to have a Capri. I don't anymore. But I'm still called Capri.
Capri
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
User avatar
Posts: 13015
Joined: Sun Dec 09, 2001 12:00 am
Location: Tunbridge Wells
Your car: 1989 Citroen BX GTi 16v

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby heeman10 on Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:48 am

You'd hope so wouldn't you! I've done it a few times before myself, and as this poll has shown, the option numbers have shifted up and down a few times "of their own accord" and the poll has continued with the gobsmacking results we see here!
Image
James .:. 193bhp/245lbft Zetec Turbo Mk3. Click sig for conversion thread + videos .:.
heeman10
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
User avatar
Posts: 28746
Joined: Fri Nov 08, 2002 5:32 pm
Location: Somerset
Your car: Audi TT TDI Quattro S line

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby Captain Tightpants on Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:37 pm

So where do we stand on pieces of bread per 'Round of Toast'??!! :-? :lol:

Steve
Image
Captain Tightpants
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
User avatar
Posts: 3723
Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2004 8:25 pm
Location: Somerset

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby Capri on Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:23 am

Captain Tightpants :So where do we stand on pieces of bread per 'Round of Toast'??!! :-? :lol:

Steve


14.
My name is Alex. I used to have a Capri. I don't anymore. But I'm still called Capri.
Capri
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
User avatar
Posts: 13015
Joined: Sun Dec 09, 2001 12:00 am
Location: Tunbridge Wells
Your car: 1989 Citroen BX GTi 16v

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby M1K3Y_B on Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:28 am

Not this debate again :rolleyes:

:lol:
Image
| M1K3Y_B - It's A Ford Thing, You Won't Understand! |
dontpannic :Mikey B knows as much about directions as a chinchilla knows about tapdancing! :lol:
M1K3Y_B
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
User avatar
Posts: 7299
Joined: Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:04 pm
Location: Somewhere In West Sussex, England

Car: 1996 Ford Fiesta Classic

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby jayrs on Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:31 am

Captain Tightpants :So where do we stand on pieces of bread per 'Round of Toast'??!! :-? :lol:

Steve


that should in fact be "how many slices of bread, to a round of toast" :lol:

this that is a completely different debate :lol:
jayrs
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
User avatar
Posts: 31520
Joined: Mon Apr 19, 2004 10:32 pm
Location: I.O.W
Your car: FRST, XR2, ST170, ST225

Car: 1991 Ford Fiesta RS Turbo

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby Ruishy1 on Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:11 pm

il just chip in, its 8 slices you nonce :lol:
if you went in and asked for a sandwich at a cafe, and they brought you out half of one, you would be mighty pissed, ergo, one sandwich equals 2 slice of bread.

and it takes a full loaf for a round of toast, for some reason, you can eat alot more toast than you could bread :bonkers:
Image
Ruishy1
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
 
Posts: 4006
Joined: Thu Mar 25, 2004 8:43 pm
Location: Sunny Kilmarnock

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby dontpannic on Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:16 pm

Yep - one sandwich is 2 slices of bread, it is then cut in half. 4 slices to 2 sandwiches, 8 to 4 etc etc etc
Image
dontpannic
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
User avatar
Posts: 7245
Joined: Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:21 pm
Location: Orpington, Kent
Your car: Fiesta ST / Saxo VTS track car

Car: 2007 Ford Fiesta ST

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby dontpannic on Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:17 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich

A sandwich is a food item made of two or more slices of bread[1] with one or more layers of a filling.[2] The bread can be used as is, or it can be coated with butter, oil, mustard or other condiments to enhance flavor and texture.
Image
dontpannic
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
User avatar
Posts: 7245
Joined: Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:21 pm
Location: Orpington, Kent
Your car: Fiesta ST / Saxo VTS track car

Car: 2007 Ford Fiesta ST

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby frstvanman on Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:05 pm

8 :bonkers:
frstvanman
Post Master
Post Master
 
Posts: 868
Joined: Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:38 pm

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby Ruishy1 on Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:06 pm

there is always someone who has to run away to wikipedia for the answer :lol:
Image
Ruishy1
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
 
Posts: 4006
Joined: Thu Mar 25, 2004 8:43 pm
Location: Sunny Kilmarnock

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby M1K3Y_B on Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:25 pm

Ruishy1 :there is always someone who has to run away to wikipedia for the answer :lol:


Was going to say something similar :lol:

Wikipedia isn't always right :P
Image
| M1K3Y_B - It's A Ford Thing, You Won't Understand! |
dontpannic :Mikey B knows as much about directions as a chinchilla knows about tapdancing! :lol:
M1K3Y_B
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
User avatar
Posts: 7299
Joined: Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:04 pm
Location: Somewhere In West Sussex, England

Car: 1996 Ford Fiesta Classic

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby dontpannic on Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:47 pm

M1K3Y_B :
Ruishy1 :there is always someone who has to run away to wikipedia for the answer :lol:


Was going to say something similar :lol:

Wikipedia isn't always right :P



Mostly it is though, and especially about sandwiches :P I mean come on - how on earth can you make a sandwich with one slice of bread? (bar slicing the slice and putting stuff in the middle!)
Image
dontpannic
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
User avatar
Posts: 7245
Joined: Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:21 pm
Location: Orpington, Kent
Your car: Fiesta ST / Saxo VTS track car

Car: 2007 Ford Fiesta ST

Re: Sandwich argument between me and sheeeman!

Postby M1K3Y_B on Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:12 am

4 :P
Image
| M1K3Y_B - It's A Ford Thing, You Won't Understand! |
dontpannic :Mikey B knows as much about directions as a chinchilla knows about tapdancing! :lol:
M1K3Y_B
Elite Post Master
Elite Post Master
User avatar
Posts: 7299
Joined: Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:04 pm
Location: Somewhere In West Sussex, England

Car: 1996 Ford Fiesta Classic

PreviousNext

Twitter

The second 20th Anniversary article, a dive into the history of how the site came about is available here: https://t.co/kbCfZ4sf0R

17:44, 4th December 2021 Twitter Web App

To celebrate https://t.co/wXVkvJipaS being 20 years old this year, I've written a series of articles detailing the… https://t.co/B0vE0Y3KvP

17:42, 4th December 2021 Twitter Web App

Follow fiestaturbo.com on Twitter:
http://twitter.com/fiestaturbo/

RSS Feeds

Subscribe to the RSS feed

What is RSS?

RSS is a technology that lets you use special applications or modern browsers to notify you you when a site is updated. You can then read the updated content in that application or your browser.

To subscribe to these RSS feeds you need to copy the links above. For instructions on how to add it to the feeds you keep track of, consult the documentation of your RSS reader.