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Serious Warning

Postby dontpannic on Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:27 pm

I’ve got a serious warning, I was out in my car a few days ago and there was a black 4x4 thing behind me. He was following me for a coupe of miles was driving with the same pace as me I thought he was just having a bit of fun with me like some cars do. Anyways I went onto the bypass and he’s still following me, he pulled into the right hand lane and sped off in front of me. The prick bolted into my lane right in front of me I had to brake I beeped my horn like mad and gave him the ****er hand gesture. Then he goes back into the right hand lane I’m thinking wtf is this idiot doing he’s gonna crash into me in a min he pulls alongside me and the passenger window goes down I shout what the **** are you playing at and some black lad hangs out of the window and makes like a gun sign with his hand, I just shouted prick back at him, I shot off ahead and took the next junction off the bypass into a residential area dunno if they followed but I couldn’t see them.

Anyway I’m at home today with my cousins Carlton and Ashley and I see the black 4x4 pull up on my drive, I just absolutely shat myself a load of black men jump out all dressed up like rappers, I’m just thinking **** what the **** am I gonna do… They banged on the door and I’m really ****ting it I just went and opened it I said what and a couple of guys said were up in no good started making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said you’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-air.









Shamelessly stolen from Chalky at ZSOC.com. Made me laugh anyway!!
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Re: Serious Warning

Postby TANGO. on Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:32 pm

taxi for 1!!
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Re: Serious Warning

Postby MENACE on Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:52 pm

lol very good as i started reading it i started believing it.then got to the second part and just started laughing :lol: :lol:
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Re: Serious Warning

Postby frst2006 on Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:23 pm

lol. As soon as it said about the 4x4 pulling up on the drive and loads of black men jumping out i knew it wasn't true - would have been a bit far fetched for a bit of road rage! :lol:

edit: i also thought i was in general discussion :lol:
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Re: Serious Warning

Postby dontpannic on Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:03 pm

You were in General Discussion as I intended people to read it in a general discussion kind of view. :lol:
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Re: Serious Warning

Postby hobomassiv on Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:53 pm

Old copypasta is old!

Ive seen this before albeit slightly different :D
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Re: Serious Warning

Postby frst2006 on Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:34 pm

dontpannic :You were in General Discussion as I intended people to read it in a general discussion kind of view. :lol:


Oh... :oooh: ... :lol:
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Re: Serious Warning

Postby dontpannic on Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:47 pm

frst2006 :
dontpannic :You were in General Discussion as I intended people to read it in a general discussion kind of view. :lol:


Oh... :oooh: ... :lol:



I mean read it as if it was a general topic :D
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Re: Serious Warning

Postby filtra on Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:48 pm

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Re: Serious Warning

Postby M1K3Y_B on Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:01 am

I fell for it :rolleyes: :lol:
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Re: Serious Warning

Postby Luke1990 on Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:05 am

hobomassiv :Old copypasta is old!

Ive seen this before albeit slightly different :D


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Re: Serious Warning

Postby frstvanman on Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:01 pm

just as it was getting interesting.fell 4 it
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