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[abbasar2000]

I live in shared accomodation with another man and the landlord, plus some bloke who is the biggest tool i let alone the others have ever come across.

He brags he is some successful businessman, and struts around all day in this suit, but rarely leaves the house, none of us have seen him do a days work in the time he has been here.

He drives a bog standard basic mondeo, badged as a 2.0 v6 turbo

Landlord is shoeing him out at the end of next month as he as well are are tired of his antics, the s**t he talks, he insults our intelligence, he is 31 years of age, he struggles to get out of bed all mornings, eats other peoples food, and loads of other random pathetic stuff...

So far he has had max-lax put in his fruit juice and hair remover put in his shampoo, he still has a full head of hair, but has spent the last 3 days either in the bathroom or in bed

Hes already had the usual toothbrush round the toilet rim trick done, and the usuals...

Any other good ones? Its childish, but we have all had to put up with him for 5 months now, we minds aswell make the last month enjoyable

Let me hear them !!

[dontpannic]

Clingfilm over the toilet pan? Sits down for a sh@t and it smears against his backside?

[Shell]

Order a gay male stripper and tell him the loser is gay...

x

[Rawkus]

He brags he is some successful businessman, and struts around all day in this suit, but rarely leaves the house, none of us have seen him do a days work in the time he has been here.

I wondered where Matt from "Game On" ended up!

[JayC]

get him pissed up then spray loads of expanding foam up his trouser legs in his sleeves and stuff (DO NOT PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH)

or spray his nads (after getting him pissed up of course) with hammerite cooker enamal paint..

every pubic hair...

[Ollybee]

get him pissed up then spray loads of expanding foam up his trouser legs in his sleeves and stuff (DO NOT PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH)

or spray his nads (after getting him pissed up of course) with hammerite cooker enamal paint..

every pubic hair...

You evil, evil, evil baxtered!

[ukmicky]

Expanding foam up his trousers, are you mad ,have you ever tryed to remove that stuff from a surface once its gone off.

[Sphinx]

Cut his brake lines

[Ollybee]

[xrsi]

thats quality!!!

[JamieFRST]

excellent


Just come across this one, which I will be trying in work http://awesomeology.com/2008/03/16/worl ... ice-prank/

[Ollybee]

[dangerousdave]

im laughting so hard im crying!
the way he runs in

[abbasar2000]

'The geezer in question got served his notice, and was gone within the week,

His last week was a funny one.

Salt in the Sugar
Soil in his Coffee
Sugar in his Cooking oil ( just burns and sticks like superglue to the pan )
Split teabags


various other ones.. laxative in his squash, he even banged on my door at 6am and asked if he could borrow some loo roll, looking very pasty, and white as a ghost, i kindly chucked him a fresh roll , trying not to laugh, then shut the door....