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[Silversleeper]

Something I came up with on passionford,Thought I'd post it here for some amusement

My test vehicle was a 3dr MK6 Fiesta Silver with full leather interior.Nobody was harmed in the making of this instructional literature.

*Unless you count the gf at the time who didn't walk right for 3days after Step 1??*



Step 1.
Do not skip Step 1 as its very important so follow my rules closely.Park on level ground or against a kerbstone with the front of the car facing uphill with the ENGINE OFF and HANDBRAKE OFF.

Step 2.
Slide both seats back as far as they go or halfway depending on design of the rear seats.

Step 3.
Wind BOTH seats down till they touch the seats,you want the seats fairly low.Get them nice and stiff against the rear seats so no hard rocking will break the backs in them.*IMPORTANT*

Step 4.
The man removes his trousers or does the trousers left on one ankle technique for fast dressing when plod arrive.The woman can undress as far as required.

Business Time...

Position 1.
Disengage the handbrake to lower it well out of the way.If you don't do this the man will have a handbrake lever hurting his ass and balls,The man lays back (IN THE MIDDLE of both seats).The woman can straddle facing him with plenty of room to move backwards,forwards,side to side,up and down.*TIP - Extra support can be found in headlining handles*

Position 2.
Remember than handbrake! Woman faces the opporsite way facing the dashboard thus the reverse cowgirl is born.*TIP FOR WOMEN - Hold Steering wheel with one hand and left handle with the other. TIP FOR MEN - Hold your womans good bits*

Position 3.
Man and woman both kneel on the seats.The woman puts her hands on the dashboard for support.This is Doggie Style. *TIP - Do not use silicon based products to clean your dash.If you do her hands WILL slip and she will faceplant the dash/gearknob/stereo you name it.EXPENSIVE DENTAL BILLS AWAIT YOU!*

Position 4.
The Reverse Doggie Style technique is much more safer.The woman lays down facing the rear of the vehicle while the man thrusts from behind.*A gearstick in the bottom isn't going to be fun for you is it guys (well some might like it but for the majority of the class we will stick with a negetive outlook on it) so make sure you engage 1st gear to keep it out of harms way*

Those are 4 of my tried and tested meathods.Happy humping

Regards

Fizzy T

[Luke2008]

Very good lol

[Ruishy1]

ah been there done that

[M1K3Y_B]

Why go through all the hassle of adjusting chairs when you can just do it on the back seats as they are?

[Ruishy1]

Why go through all the hassle of adjusting chairs when you can just do it on the back seats as they are?

have you ever actually tried that !!!
unless your a dwarf you have no chance

[- Danny Boy -]

Why go through all the hassle of adjusting chairs when you can just do it on the back seats as they are?

have you ever actually tried that !!!
unless your a dwarf you have no chance

Yea thats true!! haha!

Im going to try all this with my blow up doll later..

[bas saph]

First time in a car sex was nearly christmas. Had one of those light up christmas trees in rear quarter window. mk1 fiesta I dont have short hair climed in back down canvey see front undressed as described she mounted me as I sat at angle in back seat her one knee on bench one foot in foot well. when we was done It was a night mare getting the christmas tree out of my hair
chairs back, now centre arm rest behind handbrake aid comfort slip a women on each of the reclined chairs and play
recline passenger chair and push back. lay women on passenger seat, move between her legs up. and do the deed till the smoke starts. yes I have a graphic equalizer/amp in clove box and my feet must have fk the wirering cause it nearly court fire.
forget hidding in car get the doors open. use your imagination G/f came round once to find a lorry had pulled up behind us whilst she was in exstersy on here back across the bonnet

Never put back seats down in mk4 escort at trax and try to have sex in it very uncomfortable. we take the trailer now with airbed

[M1K3Y_B]

Why go through all the hassle of adjusting chairs when you can just do it on the back seats as they are?

have you ever actually tried that !!!
unless your a dwarf you have no chance

I have actually, and i am not exactly that short

[BigUKG]

If you do her hands WILL slip and she will faceplant the dash

[hpiv]

have you got any pics for this thread...



thanks mark d

[bas saph]

what town u in i supply you a good location to get some

[BigUKG]

FT turns into a dogging site

[Hilton HS2]

:oooh: FT turns into a dogging site

haha

[Ruishy1]

:oooh: FT turns into a dogging site

if you should recall, Excursion already did that

[M1K3Y_B]

if you should recall, Excursion already did that

I remember that

And i am sure i recall you be really depserate to go dogging with him

[Ruishy1]

if you should recall, Excursion already did that

I remember that

And i am sure i recall you be really depserate to go dogging with him

hmmm, another one of your shady memories,
it was you who knew all the local dogging spots remeber
anyone-into-dogging-vt173444/?hilit=dogging

[fezzy-no1]

Why go through all the hassle of adjusting chairs when you can just do it on the back seats as they are?

have you ever actually tried that !!!
unless your a dwarf you have no chance

Yea thats true!! haha!

Im going to try all this with my blow up doll later..

x2

[M1K3Y_B]

it was you who knew all the local dogging spots remeber

Ok, you got me

[EUFez]

Alway's wanted to do it in a car... Or on the bonnet!

Shame im single now haaa, better go back to FITP and pick up those's girls.

[Ruishy1]

Alway's wanted to do it in a car... Or on the bonnet!

Shame im single now haaa, better go back to FITP and pick up those's girls.

"yawn" thats old hat

[EUFez]

Stop bragging, we all know you've done it!

Now it's my turn! Haaa

[Ruishy1]

well i am older than you i think, so its only natural ive explored things you have yet to discover

in Mr B's case its becuase no one but his mum and blow up doll will go near him

[EUFez]

I've done enough... I'm 18

I thought Mr.B had a girlfriend?

[Ruishy1]

Im 24, so you have a little catching up to do
And the only GF he has is the inflatable kind with a mouth like :O

[EUFez]

I was wondering what was in his boot at fitp...

[M1K3Y_B]

And the only GF he has is the inflatable kind with a mouth like :O

Oi, She has a name you know, shes called sharon

[Ruishy1]

sorry i didnt realise, hope your well stocked on puncture repair kits

[Tanya]

Too much hassle all that, slide both front seats all the way forward, then fold them forwards gives you plenty of room in the back !

[Ruishy1]

personally, i prefer the passengers seat all the way back, folded back as far as it will go, and take a cushion for my knees
but over the bonnet is much more fun and alot less hassle

[M440]

and

[EUFez]

I wanna do it on the roof of my car, you ain't done that now have you!

[Ruishy1]

I wanna do it on the roof of my car, you ain't done that now have you!

no, as im not as stupid as you are

[bas saph]

on the roof it will cave in lol foot prints ont the head linning,blood on the dash is one thing but a dented roof

[EUFez]

I'm willing to try new thing's in different place's! Nothing stupid about that!

And the dent in the roof... I'll just say i'm going for the 'rat' look.