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Sexual mathematics

Postby Summer22 on Fri Apr 18, 2003 10:48 am

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife.

Dear Wife,

You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs that you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and sincerely hope that you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.

Your Husband

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

Dear Husband,

You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Since you are the mathematician, you will appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up.
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Postby elm_us on Fri Apr 18, 2003 11:47 am

ROFLMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Tom_S on Fri Apr 18, 2003 4:07 pm

:lol: :D :lol:
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Postby ~Vix~ on Fri Apr 18, 2003 4:11 pm

:lol: seen it before but its still well funny! :lol:
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Postby Ollie on Fri Apr 18, 2003 5:10 pm

Funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby vannys burd on Sun Apr 20, 2003 12:52 pm

:oooh: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby fizifletch on Sun Apr 20, 2003 3:49 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby JamieFRST on Tue Apr 22, 2003 10:06 am

LMFAO :lol:
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