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[dustermark]

been single for 2 years and my friends and family think its time for me 2 meet some1 the thing is i dont even go out on the pull any more do u think i should get back in the game or just chill out and ignore them ?

[~Vix~]

Ignore them Someone will come along when you don't go looking, and being single is pretty good anyway

I have a habit of getting into disastrous relationships so i'm staying single for a while now

I think I'm the only one of my mates that never pulls when i go out anyway

[dontpannic]

I'm single and have been for 19 years. I'm too shy, especially around people of the opposite sex!! I'm fine over the 'net but in real life I'm useless!!

[Shell]

Stay single... women are only hastle anyways!!

x

[dustermark]

well i'll try to i have been going the gym alot and its having good effect last night i did get a couple of nice girls chatting 2 me but im that out of touch i cant tell if there interested

[Tweek]

They always appear when you least expect it

[Sphinx]

well i'll try to i have been going the gym alot and its having good effect last night i did get a couple of nice girls chatting 2 me but im that out of touch i cant tell if there interested

Grab thier arse If they smile, you know they're interested. If not....grab it some more to be sure.

[jayrs]

well i'll try to i have been going the gym alot and its having good effect last night i did get a couple of nice girls chatting 2 me but im that out of touch i cant tell if there interested

Grab thier arse If they smile, you know they're interested. If not....grab it some more to be sure.

lifes to short mate, forget what people say, you should do this you should do that, do what you want to do.
if you want a ball and chain, sorry i mean if you went a missis get out there and get "back in touch", dont wait for it to come to you as it dont always happen like that, but you can find it in some strange places, super market etc, clubs and pubs are ok and work well, but it depends what class of bird your looking for, im not labling them all the same, but a fair few are out to get pi$$ed and have a laugh, maybe a one night stand or whatnot, and relationships formed from a drunken fcuk after a night on the pi$$ are not always the best start.
that said, i know people that have been with there missis for ages and meet them at a night club.

do what you feel mate, get back into it and get out and have a laugh, pulling or not enjoy it mate, you only get 1 chance at life after all

[heeman10]

Go round Capri's house with a bottle of Merlot and see what happens It may open your eyes to a whole world you never even knew existed

[Ollie]

I've been single for 4 or 5 years now... not sure which, I lost count.

[Steve1127]

its not the pulling, its the first date you should be worried about!

when you drive her home do you stop and turn the engine off? - may seem too much
do u leave the engine on? - may seem like u wanna leave asap

????

ive come up with the perfect plan!

as u drive up to her house at like 60mph, you push her out, if shes still clinging on to the rear bumper shes intersted

hehe sorry, couldnt resist

im sure you'll be fine, theres no point rushing into things, cos later in life you'll be wishing you was single heehee

[Ollie]

when you drive her home do you stop and turn the engine off? - may seem too much
do u leave the engine on? - may seem like u wanna leave asap

I turn the engine off. Couldn't give a toss what she thinks I'm not sitting in the road burning my money.

[MotorcyclesFish]

Don't let anyone else make your mind up for you. Whenever I've been attached or similar I've been miserable, paranoid and skint.

Just get on with your own life.

Oh and when dropping a girl off, it's customary to light the rears up and snake your way up the road. You'll find out that way if her parents/housemates have a sense of humour.

[Shell]

when you drive her home do you stop and turn the engine off? - may seem too much
do u leave the engine on? - may seem like u wanna leave asap

I turn the engine off. Couldn't give a toss what she thinks I'm not sitting in the road burning my money.

I've been single for 4 or 5 years now... not sure which, I lost count.

x x

[Ollie]

when you drive her home do you stop and turn the engine off? - may seem too much
do u leave the engine on? - may seem like u wanna leave asap

I turn the engine off. Couldn't give a toss what she thinks I'm not sitting in the road burning my money.

I've been single for 4 or 5 years now... not sure which, I lost count.

x x

Coincidence...

[Shell]

Coincidence...

I'll say!!

x

[MotorcyclesFish]

Actually, to the OP - Have you considered homosexuality? I hear it's more and more common these days, and them gays can lead normal lives.

%heemanjoke.homo%

[Summer22]

Go round Capri's house with a bottle of Merlot and see what happens It may open your eyes to a whole world you never even knew existed

[~S1~]

Go round Capri's house with a bottle of Merlot and see what happens It may open your eyes to a whole world you never even knew existed

Forget Wine mate, if you want a REALLY good night, take a bottle of Single-malt round, that'll ensure a "swinging" evening ensues

[Ollybee]

Stay single... women are only hastle anyways!!

Well said.

[heeman10]

Yeah, great advice from shell there!



Unfortunately, she is a woman, and so is hassle So close!

[Shell]

Yeah, great advice from shell there!



Unfortunately, she is a woman, and so is hassle So close!

Thats how i know... i do dish it out...!!

Lets use tonight for an example... i'm thinking of clogging up the TV wth a chick flick...

You wouldnt get that problem if you were single... watch what you want!!

x x

[heeman10]

I'm sure Lee will find something far better to watch than Mean Girls

Still loving that sig!

[MotorcyclesFish]

Lets use tonight for an example... i'm thinking of clogging up the TV wth a chick flick...

You wouldnt get that problem if you were single... watch what you want!!

x x

Top Gun.

[Shell]

Lets use tonight for an example... i'm thinking of clogging up the TV wth a chick flick...

You wouldnt get that problem if you were single... watch what you want!!

x x

Top Gun.

Ha no...

I watch Disney Cinderella on Sunday afternoon Lee just stayed hidden in the back room

x

[MotorcyclesFish]

Lets use tonight for an example... i'm thinking of clogging up the TV wth a chick flick...

You wouldnt get that problem if you were single... watch what you want!!

x x

Top Gun.

Ha no...

I watch Disney Cinderella on Sunday afternoon Lee just stayed hidden in the back room

x

That's gay.

I meant *I* would watch Top Gun, given a choice. It's the best film ever made.

[heeman10]

Disney Cinderella??! My word Northerners are strange!!

[~S1~]

I meant *I* would watch Top Gun, given a choice. It's the best film ever made.

Err no actually its not...

[~Vix~]

Top Gun is possibly the most dire film ever made

[Shell]

I'm sure Lee will find something far better to watch than Mean Girls

Still loving that sig!

I love mean girls... its sooo fetch!!

Thanks on the sig BTW...

x x

[Kittie]

Top Gun is possibly the most dire film ever made

Grant's probably still crying after that!

I disagree, I say get a woman! They do your laundry and the washing up for you!

[MotorcyclesFish]

Top Gun is possibly the most dire film ever made

Grant's probably still crying after that!

I disagree, I say get a woman! They do your laundry and the washing up for you!

You never did let me meet your sister.

[SimonT]

I've been single donkeys years mate. Its allll good!

[Ollie]

Top Gun is possibly the most dire film ever made

Worse than White Chicks? I think not...

Personally I prefer Hot Shots.

[Ollybee]

Personally I prefer Hot Shots.

Amen to that!