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Someone care to explain this to me?

Postby abbasar2000 on Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:41 am

Why?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ford-mondeo-2000c ... 240%3A1318

Came across that.. thing.. whilst just looking for a general mondeo 2.0 mk2 in black,with the spoiler/5 spoke rims/mesh grills etc..

and that turned up.

I had to look twice to notice the guages in the BONNET !

:lol:
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Postby MK2 Jamie on Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:16 am

HAHA thats actually amazing :lol:
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Postby bas saph on Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:38 am

dont need a rear veiw mirror either judging by that spoiler recon The front would lift of at 90mph with top speed of a ton if lucky. :lol:
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Postby jayrs on Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:38 am

wow! them key marks and writing on the bonnet do it for me, without them it would be nothing!

as for the gauges, well i guess when the police are chasing him the chopper can see how his oil pressure is doing :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby FRST SILVER on Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:00 pm

jayrs :wow! them key marks and writing on the bonnet do it for me, without them it would be nothing!

as for the gauges, well i guess when the police are chasing him the chopper can see how his oil pressure is doing :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

them gauges are a joke :lol:
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Postby M1K3Y_B on Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:47 pm

That is a work of art :D
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Postby jonboisescort on Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:48 pm

i feel sorry for that mondeo :cry:


:lol: at the gauges :lol:
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Postby Pastieman on Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:36 pm

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Postby JamieFRST on Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:55 pm

this car has to be seen to be belived
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby allinking on Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:08 pm

Makes me wanna buy it and put it back to standard or scrap it so no one ever drives it like that lol
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Postby darren1593 on Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:22 pm

i dont think there is any thing wrong with this car :lol: :lol: :lol: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:



that was a lie, that is pathetic :lol: :lol:
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Postby Tweek on Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:34 pm

Maybe this was why Mondeos weren't included in the Need For Speed Underground series? :lol:
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Postby jonboisescort on Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:41 pm

Tweek :Maybe this was why Mondeos weren't included in the Need For Speed Underground series? :lol:


good point :lol: :lol:
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Postby MENACE on Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:01 pm

i think you have just found a well built banger racer ready for the track. :lol: :lol:
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Postby Turboboy67 on Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:31 pm

Nasty :oops:
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Postby jos310581 on Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:46 pm

taken in px with a couple of key scratches on paint work hence low price £795


Yeah a Couple hundred!! :oops:

I think the previous owner was a Mr S Wonder. :lol:
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Postby jayrs on Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:42 pm

hmmm, ive just thought, i wonder if he wants to enter into the FT calendar thread :lol: :lol:
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Postby M1K3Y_B on Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:48 pm

jayrs :hmmm, ive just thought, i wonder if he wants to enter into the FT calendar thread :lol: :lol:


But would you really want look at that for a month straight? :aaah:
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Postby RSTom on Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:01 pm

i wouldn't want to look at that for 1 minute straight!
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Postby jayrs on Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:22 pm

M1K3Y_B :
jayrs :hmmm, ive just thought, i wonder if he wants to enter into the FT calendar thread :lol: :lol:


But would you really want look at that for a month straight? :aaah:


mate my eyes tried to turn inside out the second i saw it, a month!...........please :lol:
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Postby JamieFRST on Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:25 pm

Terms & Conditions
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We try are hardest to be onist as posible in are adds and descriptions if a car has a fault we try to inform you the best as posible but rember you are not buying brand new cars general were and tere comes as standared on most cars thank you


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Postby white diamond on Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:01 am

that is a work of art :lol: i just love the top spoiler :Q and the front makes it look like a snow plough
old fords never die...............they just get faster!!!!!
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Postby Cookie! on Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:02 am

Setting it on fire would probably increase it's value :D
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Postby dontpannic on Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:40 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

4 foglights?

THOSE GAUGES! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Two tone at different heights throughout the car

Classic misspelt advert.

Top find :lol:
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Postby knuckles on Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:40 pm

JamieFRST :
this car has to be seen to be belived
:lol: :lol: :lol:


belived ? :lol:

i take for granted being able to spell. i feel a lot more privileged after reading that advert.

The only people who will benefit from the gauges are the passengers who choose to sit on the roof at 80mph. Just think of all those g-forces from the spoilers with that down force on a fwd car :rolleyes:

i cant BELIEVE i share the same oxygen as these people :oops:
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Postby enterthelights on Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:17 am

absolute llama at that.
i think deep down we all know, we aspire to own a car like that :o :lol:
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Postby - Danny Boy - on Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:11 am

I actually laughed for 15mins nearly when i looked at that, i honestly did. That is the most hidious thing i have seen :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby themonk on Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:44 am

:o :o does he think he looks good in it ? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby stevo™ on Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:43 pm

and the best part of the ad is in the description

Type: Standard

:o :o :o :o
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Postby FiestaBen on Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:51 pm

It's also on Barryboys
http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewt ... sc&start=0

Found some more pics of bad mondeos as well.
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Postby M1K3Y_B on Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:02 pm

Thats well nice bruv :)
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Postby Charm on Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:45 pm

It's like Batman down-graded... XD
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Postby Andyfloss03 on Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:33 am

i [ERRR] lovin the fact tht e as dun sik flames off the rear bmper innit
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Postby FiestaBen on Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:47 am

Charm :It's like Batman down-graded... XD


lol, you can so tell that's the Essex boy version ;)
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