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Postby LeeM2 on Thu May 15, 2003 5:14 pm

Beware a Sensitive Fella..........

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they
end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows
her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely
packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a
shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a
little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of
Teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to
mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this
sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the
woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"

The guy says.........................................








"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
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Postby chumkila on Thu May 15, 2003 5:16 pm

:lol: :D :lol: i better buy some teddy's.
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Postby LeeM2 on Thu May 15, 2003 5:21 pm

Would dya reckon Fay would get??? Top, middle or bottom shelf? :D
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Postby chumkila on Thu May 15, 2003 5:22 pm

i duno YET mate. :lol: :P as if!
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Postby LeeM2 on Thu May 15, 2003 5:26 pm

:lol: Let me know if it's top! :wink: :oooh: :aaah: :oooh: :aaah: :oooh: :aaah: :Q
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Postby sexy-aRSe on Thu May 15, 2003 5:32 pm

:o hey why did i get brought into this :lol:

I'd get the biggest and best prize :wink:
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Postby chumkila on Thu May 15, 2003 5:32 pm

fastfaye :I'd get the biggest and best prize :wink:


Let ME be the judge of that. :wink:
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Postby sexy-aRSe on Thu May 15, 2003 5:35 pm

Yeah you would like to be the judge :P :lol:

Watching your thing is it :wink: :lol:
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Postby escort16v on Thu May 15, 2003 5:36 pm

:lol: thats such a good idea!

i can't stop laughing.
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Postby chumkila on Thu May 15, 2003 5:36 pm

amongst many other things. NO i didnt say that. :P
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Postby sexy-aRSe on Thu May 15, 2003 5:45 pm

Yes you did :P

You said yyou would be the judge :lol:
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Postby chumkila on Thu May 15, 2003 5:48 pm

oh did i?! shame i guess i'll have to be the quality controller aswell! :D
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Postby sexy-aRSe on Thu May 15, 2003 5:55 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby ~Vix~ on Thu May 15, 2003 7:00 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Postby elm_us on Thu May 15, 2003 7:14 pm

LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Dookie on Thu May 15, 2003 7:24 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby JamieFRST on Thu May 15, 2003 7:43 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: like it
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Postby Brother Ant on Fri May 16, 2003 10:38 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

well done chum!
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Postby Ollie on Fri May 16, 2003 1:00 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby RSChick on Fri May 16, 2003 1:04 pm

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Postby MFkev on Fri May 16, 2003 1:06 pm

:lol: :lol: Funny
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