Sorry guys, bad joke!
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Sorry guys, bad joke!
by Ratspeed on Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:51 am
I got my son his first razor today. I watched as he scraped away the foam and made sure he did not cut himself. I looked down with pride when he had towelled off and said, "Remember son, your 'conquering device' looks much bigger without pubes."
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Re: Sorry guys, bad joke!
by M1K3Y_B on Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:30 am
I am not even going to dignify that joke with a laughing smiley as it was that bad.
...Ok maybe one
...Ok maybe one
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Re: Sorry guys, bad joke!
by M1K3Y_B on Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:07 pm
i think this joke might be worse, i got told it today.
Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the Tree?
Because he was Dead.
Why did the second Koala Bear fall out of the Tree?
Because he was hanging off the first Koala.
Why did the third Koala Bear fall out of the Tree?
Because he thought it was a game.
Why did the boy fall off his Bike?
Because he got hit by 3 falling Koala Bears.
Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the Tree?
Because he was Dead.
Why did the second Koala Bear fall out of the Tree?
Because he was hanging off the first Koala.
Why did the third Koala Bear fall out of the Tree?
Because he thought it was a game.
Why did the boy fall off his Bike?
Because he got hit by 3 falling Koala Bears.
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Re: Sorry guys, bad joke!
by - Danny Boy - on Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:13 pm
M1K3Y_B :i think this joke might be worse, i got told it today.
Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the Tree?
Because he was Dead.
Why did the second Koala Bear fall out of the Tree?
Because he was hanging off the first Koala.
Why did the third Koala Bear fall out of the Tree?
Because he thought it was a game.
Why did the boy fall off his Bike?
Because he got hit by 3 falling Koala Bears.
So so... so bad!
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Re: Sorry guys, bad joke!
by dontpannic on Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:22 pm
There's a really, really, really terrible joke I was sent yesterday. I can't put it here, it really is bad.
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Re: Sorry guys, bad joke!
by M1K3Y_B on Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:32 pm
dontpannic :There's a really, really, really terrible joke I was sent yesterday. I can't put it here, it really is bad.
Just post it
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Re: Sorry guys, bad joke!
by dontpannic on Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:06 pm
M1K3Y_B :dontpannic :There's a really, really, really terrible joke I was sent yesterday. I can't put it here, it really is bad.
Just post it
No, I really couldn't. There's some jokes that should never be told.
Well the Australians always said they wanted the ashes, they've fuckin got them now!
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Re: Sorry guys, bad joke!
by Ratspeed on Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:18 pm
You cant say that! you need to tell it now!
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Re: Sorry guys, bad joke!
by Tweek on Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:19 pm
He already has if you highlight the post
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Re: Sorry guys, bad joke!
by M1K3Y_B on Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:20 pm
I like what you did there. 
Joke wasn't as bad as you made out
Joke wasn't as bad as you made out
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Re: Sorry guys, bad joke!
by dontpannic on Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:49 pm
Ratspeed :wha......? Am i thick?
Quote my post.
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Re: Sorry guys, bad joke!
by Ratspeed on Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:56 pm
Nick :Ratspeed :wha......? Am i thick?
Quote my post.
ok, now what!!!
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Re: Sorry guys, bad joke!
by dontpannic on Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:16 am
Ratspeed :Nick :Ratspeed :wha......? Am i thick?
Quote my post.
ok, now what!!!
Nooo! The one with the joke in. "No, I really couldn't. There's some jokes that should never be told."
By the way, due to the amount of abuse I didn't recieve over that joke I've changed my name to protect the innocent.
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Re: Sorry guys, bad joke!
by M1K3Y_B on Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:41 am
Ratspeed :Just got it!
how slow am i!?
Extremely, even i got it before you
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Re: Sorry guys, bad joke!
by Ruishy1 on Thu Feb 19, 2009 7:23 pm
M1K3Y_B :Ratspeed :Just got it!
how slow am i!?
Extremely, even i got it before you
you know things are bad when mikey starts taking the piss
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Re: Sorry guys, bad joke!
by M1K3Y_B on Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:55 pm
Ruishy1 :M1K3Y_B :Ratspeed :Just got it!
how slow am i!?
Extremely, even i got it before you
you know things are bad when mikey starts taking the piss
Too true
But it means its my turn now
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Re: Sorry guys, bad joke!
by Ratspeed on Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:08 pm
Go post a smiley!
all in jest dude!
all in jest dude!
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Re: Sorry guys, bad joke!
by M1K3Y_B on Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:49 am
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