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Postby Dookie on Tue May 13, 2003 11:31 pm

A man stops into this little backwoods restaurant for lunch, and after finishing his meal he inquires the way to the rest room.
Hes told that its around the back of the building, so he heads through the back door, finds the outhouse and takes a dump, only to discover theres no toilet paper. But there is a sign on the wall that reads,Wipe yourself with your finger, then insert the finger into this hole, and your finger will be cleaned with great attention.
So the man wipes up and sticks his finger through the hole. On the other side is standing a little boy holding a brick in either hand, who claps them together at the sight of the finger poking through.
The guy screams in pain, yanks his hand back, and starts sucking on his finger. So now his finger is cleaned with great attention...

:D :D :D
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Postby Dookie on Wed May 14, 2003 12:46 am

Obviously my humour doesnt appeal to anyone else :oooh:
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Postby elm_us on Wed May 14, 2003 1:02 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: n1
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Postby ZetecSX on Wed May 14, 2003 1:06 am

1st time i seen this thread! :lol: excrement!! :lol:
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Postby ZetecSX on Wed May 14, 2003 1:07 am

whoops - i mean excelent!!!! :lol:
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Postby chimp2k2 on Wed May 14, 2003 1:22 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

class :D

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Postby JamieFRST on Wed May 14, 2003 9:57 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Nice 1
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Postby Dookie on Wed May 14, 2003 6:44 pm

:P :P :P
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Postby ~Vix~ on Wed May 14, 2003 6:44 pm

:lol: :lol:
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