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SWEET JESUS

Postby dontpannic on Sat Nov 24, 2007 12:41 pm

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Re: SWEET JESUS

Postby dusty on Sat Nov 24, 2007 12:50 pm

its different i'll give it that :aaah:
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Re: SWEET JESUS

Postby heeman10 on Sat Nov 24, 2007 12:58 pm

That could only come Straight Outta Basildon! :lol: Rear lights smoothed into the tailgate...ouch. It's quite something that it doesn't clear speed humps even with enormous arch clearance like that! :o
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Re: SWEET JESUS

Postby M1K3Y_B on Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:00 pm

Half primer is a good look :wink:
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Re: SWEET JESUS

Postby jayrs on Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:00 pm

reminds me of demolition man :lol:

well, is different alright, and well i dunno what else to say apart, WTF.

mind you if i had loads of money its the sort of thing i would buy and sort out just to get laughs at shows, and i would park it on the FT stand next to the white FRST :lol: :lol: , thats a point, paint it white :oooh: :lol: :lol:
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Re: SWEET JESUS

Postby Knox on Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:57 pm

why? what possesses these people? and I'm not sure the zetec is up to the job or carting the extra 4 tons of fibreglass about :D
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Re: SWEET JESUS

Postby Shell on Sat Nov 24, 2007 2:04 pm

Thing is... there is a LOT of money there in that... doing all that can't have been cheap!! :o

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Re: SWEET JESUS

Postby stevo™ on Sat Nov 24, 2007 2:54 pm

ice and styling they built the butt fuking ugly blue mk6 fez cossie that was featured in one of the ford mags a while back, the interiour is nice and looks the best part of it but theres one question to be asked here WHY THE FUK WOULD YOU DO THAT :lol:
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Postby Zak on Sat Nov 24, 2007 3:11 pm

I like the interior but those doors look like something off a fair ground ride :lol: wide arches on that made me vomit a little in my mouth.
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Re: SWEET JESUS

Postby ianFRST on Sat Nov 24, 2007 3:37 pm

looks as good as most 5 doors :D :lol: :bonkers:
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Re: SWEET JESUS

Postby UncleMike on Sat Nov 24, 2007 5:34 pm

M1K3Y_B :Half primer is a good look :wink:


Lol i was thinking that! Looks swish! :wink:
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Re: SWEET JESUS

Postby Turboboy67 on Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:07 pm

Dat ist propa gangsta :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Makes you wanna weep doesn't it :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Cheers :bonkers:
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Re: SWEET JESUS

Postby dontpannic on Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:30 pm

ianFRST :looks as good as most 5 doors :D :lol: :bonkers:


ffs, theres nothing wrong with 5 door cars!! (except the one linked above)
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Re: SWEET JESUS

Postby G4V on Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:57 pm

god thats a fuking ugly monster!

imagine how much trouble you would have parking around town and trying to get out of the car with cars on both sides :lol:

interior is very nice i think but thats where it ends.

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Re: SWEET JESUS

Postby mart33 on Sat Nov 24, 2007 8:05 pm

dontpannic :http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-FIESTA-CUSTOM-GULLWING_W0QQitemZ120187942577QQihZ002QQcategoryZ9844QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

OMFG.

That is all


haha [ERRR] is that shocking peice of a heap
id love to just park realy close nxt to it at a car park an c if he can get out an just laff when he has to climb out the boot lolz :devil: :lol: :devil:
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Re: SWEET JESUS

Postby UncleMike on Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:04 pm

:lol: now that would be funny! DO IT!
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Re: SWEET JESUS

Postby XR2i-Fiesta- on Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:42 pm

I appreciate the amount of work thats gone into it, greatly. Sadly its all gone into the wrong areas of the car for my taste! I see none went into the area that keeps the bonnet up!!! :lol: My dog eats them for fun so I wouldnt be able to buy that car as it would be too expensive to open the bonnet :oooh: :rolleyes: :bonkers:
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Re: SWEET JESUS

Postby Ollybee on Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:55 pm

:rolleyes:
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Re: SWEET JESUS

Postby XR2i-Fiesta- on Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:21 am

Ollybee ::rolleyes:

what do you mean by :rolleyes:

?????
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Re: SWEET JESUS

Postby jayrs on Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:44 am

XR2i-Fiesta- :
Ollybee ::rolleyes:

what do you mean by :rolleyes:

?????



prob this bit

XR2i-Fiesta- :My dog eats them for fun so I wouldnt be able to buy that car as it would be too expensive to open the bonnet :oooh: :rolleyes: :bonkers:


im confussed as to what your dog eats for fun... :-?
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Re: SWEET JESUS

Postby XR2i-Fiesta- on Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:59 am

OMG, lol. the big black bucket holding the bloody bonnet open! sorry guys, ill lower my intelligence to -100 :D :D :D midnight fun will one day ruin me! ha
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Re: SWEET JESUS

Postby jayrs on Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:10 am

it makes sense now :lol:
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Re: SWEET JESUS

Postby XR2i-Fiesta- on Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:23 am

ha ha ha its all about the buckets!


buckets off fun! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: SWEET JESUS

Postby Ollie on Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:07 am

What


the


f**k


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: SWEET JESUS

Postby fezzRS on Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:34 am

ianFRST :looks as good as most 5 doors :D :lol: :bonkers:



:lol: :lol: doesi t ill put some pics of mine up then
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Re: SWEET JESUS

Postby CossieDan on Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:21 pm

if you have friends 5 doors>3 doors
especially when you got ur boot full of ice, wheres the shopping gonna go!

ur all in denial
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Re: SWEET JESUS

Postby Ollie on Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:52 pm

In the boot once the ice has melted. :)
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Re: SWEET JESUS

Postby mart33 on Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:34 pm

Ollie :In the boot once the ice has melted. :)


lol ha ha ha lol
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Re: SWEET JESUS

Postby M1K3Y_B on Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:26 am

[i]Ollie :lol: /i]
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Postby Max M4X WW on Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:29 pm

M1K3Y_B :[i]Ollie :lol: /i]

Woo you finally messed up your italics! :lol:
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Re: SWEET JESUS

Postby Oranoco on Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:37 pm

I've been studying the pictures trying to find one thing I can say something nice about.

I had to give up
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Re: SWEET JESUS

Postby fin on Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:24 am

how do you get out if you park next to someone? :-?
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Re: SWEET JESUS

Postby edders on Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:31 am

fin :how do you get out if you park next to someone? :-?


well it probably spends most of its time at kroozes or on maccy ds carpark (same thing arent they :-? ) so i doubt the doors will be a problem.
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