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by **Andy Si** on Fri Apr 18, 2003 11:27 am

Every teacher has had the experience of a put-down, but this has to rank with the best ....

A high school English teacher reminds her class of their final exam the next day.

"Remember, I won't tolerate ANY excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.

Silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

It took 15 minutes for the class to come to order.......

:lol:

by **elm_us** on Fri Apr 18, 2003 11:48 am

head before but still
LMA0

by **KitKat** on Fri Apr 18, 2003 2:02 pm

Pretty funny, but when I was at school somene asked our English teacher boldly if she was a lesbian, she'd had the rep for ages but the chances someone would come out and say.... 'Miss? Are you a lesbian miss?' was too funny!!

by **Summer22** on Fri Apr 18, 2003 2:03 pm

and was she???

by **Ollie** on Fri Apr 18, 2003 2:24 pm

PMSL

by **Swanick** on Fri Apr 18, 2003 3:50 pm

by **~Vix~** on Fri Apr 18, 2003 3:57 pm

by **KitKat** on Fri Apr 18, 2003 4:04 pm

Summer22 :and was she???

One of the worlds great unanswered mysteries.

Was she a lesbian?
Why can you never find a bottle opener when you need one?
How come whenever you need some change it's always in a pocket you have not only never used before, its also one you didn't know you even had.
Is Kitkat really crazy? No thats no unanswered, everyone knows he is!!