The pearly gates
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The pearly gates
by Summer22 on Wed May 14, 2003 1:28 pm
A train hits a busload of Essex Schoolgirls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St.Peter.
St Peter asks the first girl (from Southend), "Karen, have you ever had
any contact with a mans thing?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl (from Basildon ) the same question,
"Joanne have you ever had any contact with a mans thing ?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies "Well once I fondled and stroked one."
St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls,and the
girl from Romford is pushing her way to the front of the line.
When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Tracy! What
seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies.. "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy water...I
want to do it before Lorraine sticks her arse in it!!"
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St.Peter.
St Peter asks the first girl (from Southend), "Karen, have you ever had
any contact with a mans thing?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl (from Basildon ) the same question,
"Joanne have you ever had any contact with a mans thing ?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies "Well once I fondled and stroked one."
St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls,and the
girl from Romford is pushing her way to the front of the line.
When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Tracy! What
seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies.. "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy water...I
want to do it before Lorraine sticks her arse in it!!"
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by Brother Ant on Wed May 14, 2003 2:02 pm
Summer22 :im not frightened, but i wont give the bloke i love a bj then ur not gonna get one
Such a spoil sport! you could have your own stand at for everybody to que up.
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by Summer22 on Wed May 14, 2003 2:04 pm
Brother ANt :Summer22 :im not frightened, but i wont give the bloke i love a bj then ur not gonna get one
Such a spoil sport! you could have your own stand at for everybody to que up.
Chum woulda complained bout me taking away his business- Summer22
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by Brother Ant on Wed May 14, 2003 2:04 pm
Summer22 :Brother ANt :Summer22 :im not frightened, but i wont give the bloke i love a bj then ur not gonna get one
Such a spoil sport! you could have your own stand at for everybody to que up.
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by chimp2k2 on Wed May 14, 2003 2:05 pm
Summer22 :Brother ANt :Summer22 :im not frightened, but i wont give the bloke i love a bj then ur not gonna get one
Such a spoil sport! you could have your own stand at for everybody to que up.
no, chum would be at the front of the queue.
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by Summer22 on Wed May 14, 2003 2:07 pm
chimp2k2 :TJ :Summer22 :im not frightened, but i wont give the bloke i love a bj then ur not gonna get one
You dont luv him much then do you??
i was thinking that
R u saying i dont love him bcoz i wont suck him off? *not that it matters now anyway*
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by Brother Ant on Wed May 14, 2003 2:19 pm
Summer22 :bcoz he wouldnt want me 2 neway
Hmmmmmm is he male?
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by ~Vix~ on Wed May 14, 2003 5:48 pm
ok u cant forget about him, but u dont need to post it on here all the time, i doubt he likes reading it in so many posts h u n
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