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Turner Brown (Joke)

Postby M1K3Y_B on Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:09 am

A skinny little white Irish guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irish guy staring at him, he looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 Inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.'

The little white Irish guy faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, 'What's wrong with you?'
In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'

The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.'

The little white Irish guy says:

'Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jazus, I tought you said, 'Turn around!'

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Re: Turner Brown (Joke)

Postby frstvanman on Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:46 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Turner Brown (Joke)

Postby xr2i_babe on Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:08 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Turner Brown (Joke)

Postby FRST SILVER on Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:57 pm

wicked :lol:
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Re: Turner Brown (Joke)

Postby jayrs on Sun Jun 29, 2008 10:57 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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