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Two paddys

Postby Ollybee on Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:34 am

Now before anyone takes offence to this joke, it was an Irishman who sent it me!

Two paddys are on a tour of London when they spot a shop. Displayed in the window is a sign saying "Suits £10, jackets £6 and shirts £2.

"focking hell, Patrick, deres a bargain, lets buy the entire shop"

Shamus says, "OK, but don't tell anyone we're Irish, cos they'll put the prices up".

So Paddy goes and in his best English accent says, "Can I buy your entire stock please"?

The man behind the counter says, "You're Irish aint you"?

Paddy replies, "Jesus Chroist, how did you know dat"?

"Cos we're a fudgekin dry cleaners"!
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Re: Two paddys

Postby M1K3Y_B on Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:16 am

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Two paddys

Postby FRST SILVER on Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:43 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Two paddys

Postby xr2i_babe on Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:36 pm

quality :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Two paddys

Postby Tweek on Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:31 pm

Excellent :D
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Re: Two paddys

Postby frstvanman on Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:40 pm

d :x
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Re: Two paddys

Postby Minstral on Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:33 am

very good :lol: :lol:
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