Two Statues.....

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Two Statues.....

Postby M1K3Y_B on Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:31 pm

In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, “Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire.” And with that command, the statues came to life.

The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping.

After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, “You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?”

The male statue looked at the female and asked, “Do you want to do it again?”

Smiling, the female statue said, “Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I’LL s**t on it’s head!”

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Re: Two Statues.....

Postby - Danny Boy - on Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:49 pm

:lol: I could think of alot more to do in the bushes than that :wink: lol
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Re: Two Statues.....

Postby Ruishy1 on Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:05 pm

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Re: Two Statues.....

Postby jayrs on Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:30 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Two Statues.....

Postby erstdan on Sat Nov 29, 2008 9:58 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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