Typical Yanks. . .

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Typical Yanks. . .

Postby Andy Si on Thu May 15, 2003 1:38 pm

Scientists at Roll Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, and military jets , all traveling at maximum velocity.

The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the American engineers.

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.

The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the British scientists for suggestions.

You're going to love this...... Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo:







"Defrost the chicken." :D
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Postby chumkila on Thu May 15, 2003 1:39 pm

:lol: :D :lol:
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Postby Rolls on Thu May 15, 2003 2:33 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby elm_us on Thu May 15, 2003 2:58 pm

LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Huggie on Thu May 15, 2003 3:01 pm

Thats Great :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby TJ on Thu May 15, 2003 3:39 pm

pimsle :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby vannys burd on Thu May 15, 2003 5:51 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: Class :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby ~Vix~ on Thu May 15, 2003 7:03 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Postby Dookie on Thu May 15, 2003 7:31 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Jam_Mk4 on Thu May 15, 2003 7:45 pm

LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
thats the funniest thing i've heard all day, cheered me up no end!!!!
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Postby JamieFRST on Thu May 15, 2003 8:05 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: class
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Postby RSFesterSports on Fri May 16, 2003 10:38 am

:lol: :lol: quality :lol: :lol:
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Postby KitKat on Fri May 16, 2003 2:51 pm

Thats absolutely class!!
KitKat - The Kat has spoken!!
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Postby Nick 2i on Fri May 16, 2003 2:56 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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