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by **thesylph005** on Wed Feb 26, 2003 2:38 pm

IF tomorow is next week, last year is in 3 minutes and my wallet is empty, then why do i hear a frogs tongue whipping on a bats ear when i blow slightly west as the sun rises after a full moon?

by **Sauna** on Wed Feb 26, 2003 3:51 pm

there's a frog slightly west of you telling a bat a joke. See for yourself. You blowing left is causing the frog's tongue to extend out of its mouth and is causing the bat quite a lot of distress, as it can't hear or see with a tongue in its ear. Please stop blowing.

The rest is just a coincidence

by **KitKat** on Wed Feb 26, 2003 4:35 pm

How would you even know what a frogs tongue hitting a bats ear would sound like???

by **dorno** on Wed Feb 26, 2003 4:39 pm

Your problem is cabbages. You need to have an unfortunate melancholy cabbage, do you possess one? If not, invest in a nurgle. Hopefully this should solve your problems... oh and by the way, last year should have come by now, how was it? :-?

by **thesylph005** on Wed Feb 26, 2003 10:42 pm

well thanks for the help guys, ill certainly look into these so called cabbages. im sure its no coincidence, it happens every time.

i know the noise from when my pet frog got caught in a fan, his jaw was forced open on impact and the spinning caused his tongue to unroll, i just happened to have a bats ear near the fan after a bat flew past my window one night, unfortunately the window had been smashed by the horses hoof (thats a totaly differant story tho so i wont go into that) and the glass that remained in the window was pretty sharp. The bat was flying a little too fast and a little too near my window and before i knew it my kornflakes were in possetion of a bats ear.

oh yeah, it was a good year, but bloody ell time certainly speed up as u get older

by **Summer22** on Thu Feb 27, 2003 1:17 am

squidgie

by **TrekkieFRST** on Thu Feb 27, 2003 1:51 am

Summer22 :squidgie

by **~Vix~** on Thu Feb 27, 2003 10:21 pm

errr...... :lol:

by **Summer22** on Thu Feb 27, 2003 10:58 pm

TrekkieFRST :
Summer22 :squidgie

Summer in random mode :lol:

by **Summer22** on Thu Feb 27, 2003 10:58 pm

splosh!

by **Brycey** on Thu Feb 27, 2003 11:39 pm

moist

by **Summer22** on Thu Feb 27, 2003 11:46 pm

Brycey :moist

by **Brycey** on Thu Feb 27, 2003 11:48 pm

bulge

by **Summer22** on Fri Feb 28, 2003 12:01 am

breasts

by **dorno** on Fri Feb 28, 2003 12:14 am

olfactory

by **Brycey** on Fri Feb 28, 2003 12:33 am

Summer22 :breasts

Yes please

by **MaXsteri** on Fri Feb 28, 2003 1:29 am

Summer22 :breasts

Well, since your offering :devil:

by **Summer22** on Fri Feb 28, 2003 12:15 pm

Brycey :Yes please

MaXsteri :
Summer22 :breasts

Well, since your offering

by **MaXsteri** on Fri Feb 28, 2003 1:42 pm

Summer22 :
MaXsteri :
Summer22 :breasts

Well, since your offering

I'll take that as another YES :devil:

by **Summer22** on Fri Feb 28, 2003 3:56 pm

MaXsteri :
Summer22 :
MaXsteri :
Summer22 :breasts

Well, since your offering

I'll take that as another YES

I'll add it to 'THE LIST' ©

by **Brycey** on Fri Feb 28, 2003 6:55 pm

Summer22 :
Brycey :Yes please

MaXsteri :
Summer22 :breasts

Well, since your offering

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