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What a coincidence. (Joke)

Postby M1K3Y_B on Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:05 am

A man sat at a local bar and said, “This is a special day, I’m celebrating.”

“What a coincidence,” said the woman next to him. “I’m celebrating, too” she replied, clinking glasses with him. “What are your celebrating?”

“I’m a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they’re finally fertile.”

“What a coincidence”, the woman said. “My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I’m pregnant!”

“How did your chickens become fertile?” she asked.

“I switched cocks,” he replied.

“What a coincidence,” she said.

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Re: What a coincidence. (Joke)

Postby Metal_Fiesta on Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:27 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: What a coincidence. (Joke)

Postby jonboisescort on Tue Jun 24, 2008 5:42 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: What a coincidence. (Joke)

Postby frstvanman on Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:40 pm

:lol:
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