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Postby M440 on Tue Apr 29, 2003 12:11 pm

blew one of my 6x9's although im hoping ive got that wrong and the crack will magically vanish. Coursework is due in tomorrow and i have done it but had it ripped to pieces and havent redone it. My hormones are all over the place after having taken 2 packets of the pill after each other (girls will understand)

Someone tell me a joke so i piss myself laughing.

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Postby chumkila on Tue Apr 29, 2003 12:14 pm

do u REALLY wana pi$$ urself?? :lol:
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Postby M440 on Tue Apr 29, 2003 12:16 pm

yes...i'd love a growing warm patch in my crotch area
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Postby chumkila on Tue Apr 29, 2003 12:43 pm

how bout i come round and oblige? :D
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Postby M440 on Tue Apr 29, 2003 12:44 pm

a swift knee in the kidneys should do the trick
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Postby Bumshake on Tue Apr 29, 2003 12:46 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby chumkila on Tue Apr 29, 2003 12:47 pm

naah that'll only have me pi$$in red stuff all over ur crotch area. :P
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Postby M440 on Tue Apr 29, 2003 12:48 pm

bring over lots of wkd then i'll piss myself
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Postby chumkila on Tue Apr 29, 2003 12:54 pm

done. would u like any fries with that?
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Postby M440 on Tue Apr 29, 2003 12:54 pm

i would say super size but they dont do those anymore :cry:
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Postby chumkila on Tue Apr 29, 2003 12:56 pm

dont worry i'll buy double! FEAR NOT! :D
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Postby M440 on Tue Apr 29, 2003 12:58 pm

and a milkshake
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Postby chumkila on Tue Apr 29, 2003 1:00 pm

strawberry?
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Postby M440 on Tue Apr 29, 2003 1:02 pm

chocolate...although last time i mixed that with wkd i was sat on the loo all night
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Postby chumkila on Tue Apr 29, 2003 1:03 pm

what were u doin?? i hope u weret pi$$in ALL nite? :D
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Postby M440 on Tue Apr 29, 2003 1:05 pm

i was s**t through the eye of a needle
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Postby chumkila on Tue Apr 29, 2003 1:05 pm

needle?? is it really that tight?
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Postby M440 on Tue Apr 29, 2003 1:08 pm

nope it was so runny it just slipped through :cry:
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Postby chumkila on Tue Apr 29, 2003 1:09 pm

just like the melted milkshake?
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Postby M440 on Tue Apr 29, 2003 1:10 pm

yep yep :o
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Postby chumkila on Tue Apr 29, 2003 1:11 pm

u coudlve repackaged it and sold it on as chocolate milkshake with choc chips! :D
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Postby M440 on Tue Apr 29, 2003 1:13 pm

ewwww
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Postby chumkila on Tue Apr 29, 2003 1:27 pm

nutty! :lol:
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Postby M440 on Tue Apr 29, 2003 5:01 pm

that is soooo wrong
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Postby chumkila on Tue Apr 29, 2003 5:05 pm

wot is?
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Postby M440 on Tue Apr 29, 2003 5:10 pm

'nutty'
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Postby chumkila on Tue Apr 29, 2003 5:26 pm

:lol: dont ya like nuts?
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Postby blonde racer on Tue Apr 29, 2003 5:52 pm

u 2 are soo wrong and sick :lol:

go abuse rb wit ur language u know they love it there :lol:

*excuse me whilst i throw up* :lol:
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Postby chumkila on Tue Apr 29, 2003 5:52 pm

are ya gona repackage that puke?
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Postby ~Vix~ on Tue Apr 29, 2003 6:05 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: pm$l
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