Why are birds annoying when there drunk. . .
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Why are birds annoying when there drunk. . .
Just picked the better half up from town - pissed as a newt.
She seems to have developed verbal diarrhea She hasnt shut up for the last 20 mins.
Anybody else bird get like this ?
She seems to have developed verbal diarrhea She hasnt shut up for the last 20 mins.
Anybody else bird get like this ?
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it's in the jeans mate!every bird has it (including mine).all i do is just get pist 2 then it all makes sense
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mine is a little bit like that, but she soon shuts up when she gets home an ends up spewing
the silly gurl
the silly gurl
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crazy.george :i know this sounds weird, but.....
im actually gettin board of sex now-its too frequent
Alright for some
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when i said u just cant keep up i never meant in that sort of way!!
dirty fecks!!
its just that when she wants it almost every day, more than once, ur pecker often gets very sore.
then when ur actually in the mood for it she doesnt friggin want it!
BIATCH!
dirty fecks!!
its just that when she wants it almost every day, more than once, ur pecker often gets very sore.
then when ur actually in the mood for it she doesnt friggin want it!
BIATCH!
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InS@[ERRR] :crazy.george :u just cant keep up!!
if she's half decent mate then i'll give it a poke if ya need a rest
pimsle @ Insane
Im no sticking up for the fairer sex, but i know of blokes that talk s**t when they are drunk too. Dont think that its just a female thing
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I was in the union this one time and this drunk bird comes over spouting cack at me, and I was like hmmm drunken idjit, but somehow a few pints later and I was interested in everything she had to say.
My ex was nimf, and when she was drunk she was worse. Butit'd be like 4 in the morning and I'd have driven across london, they have some timing!!!
My ex was nimf, and when she was drunk she was worse. Butit'd be like 4 in the morning and I'd have driven across london, they have some timing!!!
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this thread is hilarious blinding reply mark i find that women like to shout when they talk even though they're sitting 1 foot away from you in the car! as for us blokes , well i dont find we chat $hit i think alcohol puts the idea in your head that your the best dancer in the world and no-one can keep up with you or maybe thats just me
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when i drink i either get morbid an in the throw up mood from mixin my drinks, OR i get really dizzy an start singin an dancin(have u ever seen a guy try to dance ) an i start being more friendly!
anyone else the same or is it just me???
anyone else the same or is it just me???
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*holds hand up in the air*
I chat bolloxs when i'm pissed. The other half hates it, as hes usually trying to get to sleep.
I also get daring & "flash" when i've been drinking
Ask Insane he knows
Still sometimes i'm a laugh.
I chat bolloxs when i'm pissed. The other half hates it, as hes usually trying to get to sleep.
I also get daring & "flash" when i've been drinking
Ask Insane he knows
Still sometimes i'm a laugh.
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~Vix~ :i really wanna go out & get pissed now
Me 2! its bank holiday weekend, & i've got nowt planned
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p m s l
Your ok this weekend he's off Southport.
Just don't come any closer.......... Your at a safe distance so far.
Your ok this weekend he's off Southport.
Just don't come any closer.......... Your at a safe distance so far.
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~Vix~ :im in Loughborough, & ive never been here before so i havent got a clue what to do!
There r some cool places to go in Loughborough! Andi used to be the manager at the motorworld there.
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Brycey :~Vix~ : i also nick things
pikey!
ur not the only one!
i knicked a table number from a pub called teh swinging tit in st. helens.
and i bet other ppl nick things, like the usual aftershock shot glasses?
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~Lexy~ :~Vix~ :im in Loughborough, & ive never been here before so i havent got a clue what to do!
There r some cool places to go in Loughborough! Andi used to be the manager at the motorworld there.
we went to motorworld yesterday! only places ive been so far are motorworld, tesco, sainsbury, safeway, & blockbuster!
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v4 in the build...
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