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Postby Andy Si on Fri Apr 11, 2003 10:51 pm

Just picked the better half up from town - pissed as a newt.

She seems to have developed verbal diarrhea :lol: She hasnt shut up for the last 20 mins.

Anybody else bird get like this ?
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Postby DaveMCMkIII on Fri Apr 11, 2003 11:13 pm

it's in the jeans mate!every bird has it (including mine).all i do is just get pist 2 then it all makes sense
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Postby crazy.george on Sat Apr 12, 2003 12:15 am

mine is a little bit like that, but she soon shuts up when she gets home an ends up spewing :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

the silly gurl :rolleyes:
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Postby XR2-40 on Sat Apr 12, 2003 12:35 am

fcuk her senseless, that shuts them up ;)
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Postby crazy.george on Sat Apr 12, 2003 1:02 am

i know this sounds weird, but.....

im actually gettin board of sex now-its too frequent :rolleyes: :bonkers:
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Postby Mr Jungle on Sat Apr 12, 2003 1:07 am

crazy.george :i know this sounds weird, but.....

im actually gettin board of sex now-its too frequent :rolleyes: :bonkers:


Alright for some :rolleyes:
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Postby crazy.george on Sat Apr 12, 2003 1:13 am

thats what u [ERRR], but when ur bird is a Nimf its really depressin!!

u just cant keep up!!
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Postby InS@nE on Sat Apr 12, 2003 1:21 am

crazy.george :u just cant keep up!!


if she's half decent mate then i'll give it a poke if ya need a rest :D
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Postby crazy.george on Sat Apr 12, 2003 2:20 am

when i said u just cant keep up i never meant in that sort of way!!
dirty fecks!!

its just that when she wants it almost every day, more than once, ur pecker often gets very sore.
then when ur actually in the mood for it she doesnt friggin want it!

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Postby Citreon_Boy on Sat Apr 12, 2003 2:51 am

InS@[ERRR] :
crazy.george :u just cant keep up!!


if she's half decent mate then i'll give it a poke if ya need a rest :D


pimsle @ Insane :)

Im no sticking up for the fairer sex, but i know of blokes that talk s**t when they are drunk too. Dont think that its just a female thing
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Postby KitKat on Sat Apr 12, 2003 7:56 am

I was in the union this one time and this drunk bird comes over spouting cack at me, and I was like hmmm drunken idjit, but somehow a few pints later and I was interested in everything she had to say.

My ex was nimf, and when she was drunk she was worse. Butit'd be like 4 in the morning and I'd have driven across london, they have some timing!!!
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Postby vanny magnet on Sat Apr 12, 2003 9:48 am

XR2-40 :fcuk her senseless, that shuts them up ;)


Makes them more noisy if you do it right, lol :bonkers:

:lol: :lol:
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Postby TrekkieFRST on Sat Apr 12, 2003 10:49 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Gav on Sat Apr 12, 2003 11:12 am

vanny magnet :
XR2-40 :fcuk her senseless, that shuts them up ;)


Makes them more noisy if you do it right, lol :bonkers:

:lol: :lol:


Not if you gagg them first. (I've heard...)

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Postby vanny magnet on Sat Apr 12, 2003 11:39 am

Gav :
vanny magnet :
XR2-40 :fcuk her senseless, that shuts them up ;)


Makes them more noisy if you do it right, lol :bonkers:

:lol: :lol:


Not if you gagg them first. (I've heard...)

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:o :o :o

Kinky :lol:
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Postby RS RUDEBOY on Sat Apr 12, 2003 12:24 pm

this thread is hilarious blinding reply mark :lol: i find that women like to shout when they talk even though they're sitting 1 foot away from you in the car! as for us blokes , well i dont find we chat $hit i think alcohol puts the idea in your head that your the best dancer in the world and no-one can keep up with you :lol: or maybe thats just me :D
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Postby crazy.george on Sat Apr 12, 2003 1:27 pm

when i drink i either get morbid an in the throw up mood from mixin my drinks, OR i get really dizzy an start singin an dancin(have u ever seen a guy try to dance :rolleyes: ) an i start being more friendly!

anyone else the same or is it just me??? :bonkers:
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Postby ~Vix~ on Sat Apr 12, 2003 6:20 pm

vanny magnet :
Gav :
vanny magnet :
XR2-40 :fcuk her senseless, that shuts them up ;)


Makes them more noisy if you do it right, lol :bonkers:

:lol: :lol:


Not if you gagg them first. (I've heard...)

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:o :o :o

Kinky :lol:


:aaah: :aaah:





:lol: i talk loadsa when im pissed i think. i dunno, i'll ask someone :rolleyes: i also nick things :oooh:
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Postby Brycey on Sat Apr 12, 2003 6:22 pm

~Vix~ : i also nick things :oooh:


:lol: pikey!
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Postby ~Vix~ on Sat Apr 12, 2003 6:23 pm

only when im drunk!
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Postby Brycey on Sat Apr 12, 2003 6:25 pm

Liar :P

Download CrazyTown - Only When im drunk

Quality ch00n! :D
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Postby ~Vix~ on Sat Apr 12, 2003 7:40 pm

im not a liar! :P
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Postby blonde racer on Sun Apr 13, 2003 1:40 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

i'm pissed out my tree right now :D
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Postby angeljayneuk on Mon Apr 14, 2003 9:39 am

*holds hand up in the air*

I chat bolloxs when i'm pissed. The other half hates it, as hes usually trying to get to sleep. :D

I also get daring & "flash" when i've been drinking :(

Ask Insane he knows :(

Still sometimes i'm a laugh. :D
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Postby TJ on Mon Apr 14, 2003 9:54 am

blonde racer ::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

i'm pissed out my tree right now :D


Me too, but ive been in work for two hours!!
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Postby ~Vix~ on Tue Apr 15, 2003 2:51 pm

i really wanna go out & get pissed now :(
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Postby angeljayneuk on Tue Apr 15, 2003 2:55 pm

~Vix~ :i really wanna go out & get pissed now :(


Me 2! its bank holiday weekend, & i've got nowt planned :cry: :cry:
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Postby ~Vix~ on Tue Apr 15, 2003 2:56 pm

im in Loughborough, & ive never been here before :lol: so i havent got a clue what to do!
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Postby angeljayneuk on Tue Apr 15, 2003 3:00 pm

ooooo your not that far from me!

I haven't been Loughborough so i can't help you sorry :(
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Postby ~Vix~ on Tue Apr 15, 2003 3:01 pm

i know im getting worried cos im getting closer to Ins@[ERRR]! :oooh:
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Postby angeljayneuk on Tue Apr 15, 2003 3:03 pm

p m s l
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Your ok this weekend he's off Southport. :D

Just don't come any closer.......... Your at a safe distance so far. :D
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Postby ~Vix~ on Tue Apr 15, 2003 3:03 pm

ooo good i'll be ok then :D
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Postby ~Lexy~ on Tue Apr 15, 2003 6:42 pm

~Vix~ :im in Loughborough, & ive never been here before :lol: so i havent got a clue what to do!

There r some cool places to go in Loughborough! Andi used to be the manager at the motorworld there. :Q
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Postby crazy.george on Wed Apr 16, 2003 12:30 am

Brycey :
~Vix~ : i also nick things :oooh:


:lol: pikey!


ur not the only one!

i knicked a table number from a pub called teh swinging tit in st. helens.

and i bet other ppl nick things, like the usual aftershock shot glasses? :rolleyes:
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Postby XR2-40 on Wed Apr 16, 2003 7:54 am

~Lexy~ :
~Vix~ :im in Loughborough, & ive never been here before :lol: so i havent got a clue what to do!

There r some cool places to go in Loughborough! Andi used to be the manager at the motorworld there. :Q


we went to motorworld yesterday! only places ive been so far are motorworld, tesco, sainsbury, safeway, & blockbuster! :lol:
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