Why i fired my Secretary (Joke)

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Why i fired my Secretary (Joke)

Postby M1K3Y_B on Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:12 pm

I just stole this from FSI but i had to share because i almost pissed myself laughing out loud in class. :lol:

Last week was my birthday and i didn't feel very well waking up that
Morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and
Say, 'happy birthday!', and possibly have a present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone 'happy
Birthday.'

I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember.

My kids came into breakfast and didn't say a word. So when i left for
The office, i was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As i walked into my office, my secretary jane said, 'good morning, boss,
Happy birthday!'


It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock and then jane knocked on my door and said,
'You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday,
Let's go out to lunch, just you and me.'

I said, 'thanks jane, that's the greatest thing i've heard all day.

Let's go!'

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go.

We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two
Martinis each and i enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the!
Office, jane said, 'you know, it's such a beautiful day... We don't need
To go back to the office, do we?'

I responded, 'i guess not. What do you have in mind?'

She said, 'let's go to my apartment.'

After arriving at her apartment jane turned to me and said, 'boss, if
You don't mind, i'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be
Right back.'

'Ok.' i nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out
Carrying a huge birthday cake... Followed by my wife, kids, and dozens
Of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'happy birthday'.

And i just sat there...

On the couch...

Naked.
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Re: Why i fired my Secretary (Joke)

Postby dontpannic on Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:34 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Why i fired my Secretary (Joke)

Postby SammiWhiskers on Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:17 pm

HaHa

Quality lol
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Re: Why i fired my Secretary (Joke)

Postby Andyfloss03 on Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:23 am

haha a lil water..(tht i was drinkin).. just went up my nose haha
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Re: Why i fired my Secretary (Joke)

Postby Sphinx on Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:07 pm

:lol: :lol: Brilliant!

It's all in the delivery!
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Re: Why i fired my Secretary (Joke)

Postby frstvanman on Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:46 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Why i fired my Secretary (Joke)

Postby TIL13R on Sun Jun 22, 2008 6:28 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Very Good....
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Re: Why i fired my Secretary (Joke)

Postby ~Vix~ on Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:52 am

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Why i fired my Secretary (Joke)

Postby xr2i_babe on Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:14 am

quality :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Why i fired my Secretary (Joke)

Postby Ollie on Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:21 am

Along similar line... from Coupling:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BYB55w746n8

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Why i fired my Secretary (Joke)

Postby FRST SILVER on Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:55 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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