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[rsturbo34]

been given a new labourer in work suppose to train him up problem is he knows every thing already lol he drives the van like a gammon slipper crunshing the gears gonna kill sum one soon telling u come so close to doing him a few times. just argues all the time thinks he right a spoilt brat... problem is its a big company lot of people dont wont to upset the apple cart so to speak also one of his close family members works there and o yer he lives next door to the boss dont wont to grass but he,s driveing me nuts wot do i do people any idears sensiable ones only dont wont to kill him cai got a feeling that will be the reply

[jayrs]

tell him what ya think, dont beat round the bush come out with it, you wanna call him a c*nt, call him a c*nt, please or offend its tough $hit.
im one of them people if i got something to say ill say it, might be how i lost my last job when i told my boss he was talking the pi$$, or it really could of been due to lack of orders in the book, but even so, be honest, if he dont like it he will go "grass" you up and when you get asked whats going on you lay it on the line to ya boss

[M1K3Y_B]

tell him what ya think, dont beat round the bush come out with it, you wanna call him a c*nt, call him a c*nt, please or offend its tough $hit.
im one of them people if i got something to say ill say it, might be how i lost my last job when i told my boss he was talking the pi$$, or it really could of been due to lack of orders in the book, but even so, be honest, if he dont like it he will go "grass" you up and when you get asked whats going on you lay it on the line to ya boss

Thats spot on Jay, nice one, listen to this man

[FRST SILVER]

tell him what ya think, dont beat round the bush come out with it, you wanna call him a c*nt, call him a c*nt, please or offend its tough $hit.
im one of them people if i got something to say ill say it, might be how i lost my last job when i told my boss he was talking the pi$$, or it really could of been due to lack of orders in the book, but even so, be honest, if he dont like it he will go "grass" you up and when you get asked whats going on you lay it on the line to ya boss

spot on mate...

just let him have it.... tell him exactly what you think....

[jonboisescort]

do [ERRR] jayrs said

or else he will walk all over you just tell him you will
throw him out in the middle of nowhere if he pisses you off

[jayrs]

3 people agree , we all cant be wrong,

as for dropping them off in the middle of no where, thats very handy on the isle of wight as theres plenty of open space, down side is, at some point within a day a bus will more than likly pass , but we have cliffs

[rsturbo34]

yer allready done that threantened to smash him up told him to tell his dad to call round to so i can make an,example of him 2 ...i,v had a lot of young lads under me all of them showing respect not this one thouht a complete spoilt brat who has a bit of puff now and again thinks he,s a gangster his favouite saying is if i dont get my own way i get angry real angry problem is if i give him a smack i wont be able to stop as i be enjoying it to much thats not good cant belive a little wan/er has wound me up so much love to see out one night i,d make a real fuss of his face

[Swanick]

if you gave him a smack would you still have a job? i went for an alcy prick at work once and got laid off, didnt even touch him!

[rsturbo34]

dont know if i get sack firm knows i work hard get all my jobs done allways give me letters saying well done and all that s**t just its like there all inbread related sumhow so if i did fill him in boss woud,ent say anythink i dont think but the rest of them would give me i,m the bad guy dont speak to him sort of thing

[andymac]

Doesn't matter. Thump him one and you'll be out on your ear, that much is pretty much guaranteed. Just make his life hard and he'll either shape up or ship out. Easy.

[BigUKG]

Doesn't matter. Thump him one and you'll be out on your ear, that much is pretty much guaranteed. Just make his life hard and he'll either shape up or ship out. Easy.

I agree with that, come down hard and tell him he's a little pr*ck who needs to do as he's told. I'd rip the sh*t out of him when he says about getting angry, say "ooh sh!t dont throw ur dummy at me..." or something, make a laughing stock out of him and he'll soon learn to keep his mouth shut.

[rsturbo34]

thanks for ur replys i,v sorted it spoke to the forman he said gonna split us up allready had one conplaint put against him said i mean more to the firm then he does he said keep ur head and he,ll sort it he,s a top forman so i belive him and the guy there givin me is a old timer and works like a donkey pulling a cart so i,ll keep u all posted cheers

[Ruishy1]

belittle him any chance you get, when he says i get angry, real angry just declare in a loud voice what do you think you are the incredible hulk ? ive seen women with more muscle than you. will make hime feel very small, just verbally beat him down any chance he gives you, will mkae him think twice about getting in your way

[jayrs]

nice one, know kick his head in and say he attacted you

[BigUKG]

nice one, know kick his head in and say he attacted you

now now, thats not the right thing to do...

[jayrs]

yeah sorry my bad.

punch his head in....

[BigUKG]

yeah sorry my bad.

punch his head in....

lol violence doesnt solve anything *coff bulls41t!!! coff*... perhaps not at work though

[M1K3Y_B]

yeah sorry my bad.

punch his head in....

lol violence doesnt solve anything *coff bulls41t!!! coff*... perhaps not at work though

Violence might not solve anything but you feel a hell of a lot better for doing it

[jayrs]

yeah sorry my bad.

punch his head in....

lol violence doesnt solve anything *coff bulls41t!!! coff*... perhaps not at work though

that may be the case but it depends how you look at things, for example, if he was to raise he hand to reach something, kick him in the b0llocks and smack him in the face, when someone asks what you think you were doing, you say, i though he was gunna kung fu chop me so i got in first, or if he gets a bit close, take him down, self defense, you thought he was "rushing" you

[BigUKG]

yeah sorry my bad.

punch his head in....

lol violence doesnt solve anything *coff bulls41t!!! coff*... perhaps not at work though

that may be the case but it depends how you look at things, for example, if he was to raise he hand to reach something, kick him in the b0llocks and smack him in the face, when someone asks what you think you were doing, you say, i though he was gunna kung fu chop me so i got in first, or if he gets a bit close, take him down, self defense, you thought he was "rushing" you

"Take him down"

American football style yeah?

[jayrs]

now theres a idea.. harmless fun and it was a accident

[M1K3Y_B]

"I thought he wanted to play, honest"

[BigUKG]

"I thought he wanted to play, honest"

Shout "hut hut" throw the ball, let him catch it and then charge!

[M1K3Y_B]

"I thought he wanted to play, honest"

Shout "hut hut" throw the ball, let him catch it and then charge!

[jayrs]

no you shout hut hut then throw the ball that just happends to contain a brick right in his face

[M1K3Y_B]

no you shout hut hut then throw the ball that just happends to contain a brick right in his face

Even better

You would get away with it aswell, as you gave him warning

[jayrs]

very true, in which case, forget the ball just lob the brick

[Ruishy1]

run up and smack him upside his head with a phone book

No bruises, apart from where he would hit the ground unconscious
I hate people like that, worst part is, i was like that when i first started out
I soon saw the error of my ways, and now i cant be more helpful to anyone that needs it

[jayrs]

smack him upside his head

[BigUKG]

smack him upside his head

haha yeah I liked that aswel. I remember in my "lets go out and get drunk when we're 16" days..... The good old days! Care free!!

[Ruishy1]

smack him upside his head

haha yeah I liked that aswel. I remember in my "lets go out and get drunk when we're 16" days..... The good old days! Care free!!

Hold on, was that not only just last week
Has the tonic wine really affected your cognitive powers that much

[BigUKG]

smack him upside his head

haha yeah I liked that aswel. I remember in my "lets go out and get drunk when we're 16" days..... The good old days! Care free!!

Hold on, was that not only just last week
Has the tonic wine really affected your cognitive powers that much

I'm 20 now.... but I did have a bad bad night on lambrini!! 2 mahoosive bottles later! my late left me leaning up a petrol station trying to send a text, it was a 20 minute walk from there at 2am, didnt get home until 4am when I woke everyone up trying to get upstairs to bed

[M1K3Y_B]

I had a bad night on Lambrini, i am not going into detaild, but i can't even look at the bottle without feeling sick

And the smell, thats guarenteed to make me chunder

[jayrs]

lol, Lambrini, pi$$ water, rank stuff like wine

i once, no sorry twice , had a bad time on JD.
started drinking at 7pm, hadnt eaten nothing all day, by 7.30pm, 3/4 bottle of JD and 8 cans of stella later i was passed out on a chair, i remember little snippets of the evening, mates trying to get me to eat bugers, people tripping cold water on me, then i woke at 2.30am and was stone sobber

i did say i would never get like that again, but as you do...

[Ruishy1]

I had something similar with vodka,
Me and a mate were going to a party, and as you do, you buy a litre bottle of vodka, and see who can drink the biggest swig at a time

Within 15 mins we had tanked the entire bottle, and i thought " hey i dont feel drunk, i must be resistant to vodka ! "
We arrived at the party, people started buying me pints ( which i dont normally drink ) and goldschlager etc.

1 hour after we started drinking me and my mate were gone

Like jay i remeber small snippets, talking to some birds funlumps( and im not like that honest ) outside singing with a load of mates, then falling asleep on one of the benches outside the pub, being carried to a taxi, getting home and finding out i had left my wallet at the pub
The taxi driver threatening to punch my head in, and trying to take my house key to take something of value from the house !!!

Luckily one of my mates, who is a big motherfukcer came in a taxi behind me ( we were gonna continue the party at mine ) grabbed the taxi driver and landed a swiftpuch right on the nose, before throwing the money for the taxi in the car and telling him he had 5 secs to leave

I woke up at 7 the next day, still pissed as a fart, and went ferreting to hunterston nuclear power station, i fell asleep, in a field, in the middle of nowhere, in the pissing rain waiting for a ferret to come out the hole, i told my mate to wake me when it did


That was one of the worst, yet funniest drinking times of my life